I decided to watch this movie after watching the trailer, not because the movie looked good but because it looked like complete trash and I seem to enjoy torturing myself. I don't know why I continue to do this to myself but I have to admit that this movie actually exceeded my expectations for how garbage it was going to be.

The story-line felt like it was put together by a 5 year old and any embers of character development were stomped out before it could ignite leaving the characters bland. The acting felt incredibly forced and the gaps in reasoning astonished me, if you're satisfied with characters doing or acting in a way "just because" then you might enjoy this or might be more inclined to get the crew from this shit-show to work on your next production, I'm not judging, you do you.

That being said, my god I hope there is a sequel because I want to see if they can top just how spectacularly awful this was.