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User Reviews for: Alien: Covenant

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CONTAINS SPOILERS6/10  7 years ago
The most stupid, careless "scientists" to ever land on a planet.

I was rooting for the aliens this time.

Stupidity like that shouldn't breed.

Ridley, are you going senile??? Who wrote this hot mess???

Let me count the ways

Spoilers ahead

First, they go off mission.

Then, they stomp around with no precautions on an alien planet. Touching things, littering. No oxygen masks. No idea if there are dangerous animals. Dangerous flora and fauna. Dangerous aliens. They separate. Leave others behind. Go into a structure they know nothing about.

A sick guy throws up blood on someone. How does he get sick? Well, they are stomping around, poking things. She screams, don't touch anything while dragging a sick bloody guy and her bloody self through the damned ship.

The other crew member gets on communications screaming, something is terribly wrong. The others are sauntering back at a snail's pace - all of them - instead of sending someone ahead to see what the screaming is about. No matter, they wouldn't have approached with caution anyway.

They get saved. They immediately tell this stranger how many people they have on board. They they wander off even those very weird, strange killing machine *things* just tried to kill them.

Well, that's a good way to lose your head.

Their host is obviously nuts and obviously admires these creatures. Do they get the f*ck out? Nope. The idiot captains walks right into a trap.

The host says take a look. The moron captain does. Well, we know what happens when idiots go poking around a pulsating pod.

Then it goes downhill.

Really, you're rooting for the aliens to kill these idiots off to save mankind from their genetic material.






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