| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Alex Hajdu | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Bert Lovitt | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 Carl Gottlieb | Crew | Directing | Director |
 Daniel Pearl | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 Ira Newborn | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Ivo Cristante | Crew | Art | Production Design |
 Jim Mulholland | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Joe Dante | Crew | Directing | Director |
 John Landis | Crew | Directing | Director |
Julie Selzer | Crew | Production | Casting |
Malcolm Campbell | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Marshall Harvey | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Michael Barrie | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Noon Orsatti | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Peter Horton | Crew | Directing | Director |
Robert K. Weiss | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer |
Sally Dennison | Crew | Production | Casting |
 Sean Everett | Crew | Art | Swing |
 Andrew Dice Clay | Cast | Actor | Frankie |
 Angel Tompkins | Cast | Actress | First Lady |
 Archie Hahn | Cast | Actor | Harvey Pitnik |
 Arsenio Hall | Cast | Actor | Apartment Victim |
 B.B. King | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Belinda Balaski | Cast | Actress | Bernice Pitnik |
 Bernie Casey | Cast | Actor | Major General Hadley (uncredited) |
 Bryan Cranston | Cast | Actor | Paramedic #1 |
 Carrie Fisher | Cast | Actress | Mary Brown |
 Charlie Callas | Cast | Actor | Charlie Callas |
 Corey Burton | Cast | Actor | Anchorman |
 Corinne Wahl | Cast | Actress | Sherrie |
 David Alan Grier | Cast | Actor | Don Simmons |
Debby Davison | Cast | Weatherperson | |
 Dick Miller | Cast | Actor | Danny Clayton (uncredited) |
 Donald Gibb | Cast | Actor | Graceless Pirate |
 Ed Begley Jr. | Cast | Actor | Griffin |
 Forrest J. Ackerman | Cast | Actor | U.S. President |
 Frank Collison | Cast | Actor | Grizzled Pirate |
 Griffin Dunne | Cast | Actor | Doctor |
 Henny Youngman | Cast | Actor | Henny Youngman |
 Henry Silva | Cast | Actor | Henry Silva |
 Howard Hesseman | Cast | Actor | Rupert King |
Ira Newborn | Cast | Actor | Fred |
 Jackie Vernon | Cast | Actor | Jackie Vernon |
 Jenny Agutter | Cast | Actress | Cleopatra |
 Joe Pantoliano | Cast | Actor | Sy Swerdlow |
 Joey Travolta | Cast | Actor | Butch |
 Kelly Preston | Cast | Actress | Violet |
 Lana Clarkson | Cast | Actress | Alpha Beta |
 Larry Hankin | Cast | Actor | Man in Pub |
 Lou Jacobi | Cast | Actor | Murray |
 Marc McClure | Cast | Actor | Ray |
 Matt Adler | Cast | Actor | George |
Michael Young | Cast | Actor | Lifescenes Magazine |
 Michelle Pfeiffer | Cast | Actress | Brenda Landers |
 Mike Mazurki | Cast | Actor | Dutch |
 Monique Gabrielle | Cast | Actress | Taryn Steele |
 Paul Bartel | Cast | Actor | Doctor |
Peter Horton | Cast | Actor | Harry Landers |
 Phil Hartman | Cast | Actor | Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland") |
 Phil Proctor | Cast | Actor | Mike |
 Philip Bruns | Cast | Actor | French Ventriloquist Dummy Manager |
 Ralph Bellamy | Cast | Actor | Mr. Gower |
 Rip Taylor | Cast | Actor | Rip Taylor |
Rob Krausz | Cast | Floor Manager | |
 Robert Colbert | Cast | Actor | Blackie |
 Robert Loggia | Cast | Actor | General McCormick (uncredited) |
 Robert Picardo | Cast | Actor | Rick Raddnitz |
 Ronny Cox | Cast | Actor | General Ballentine (uncredited) |
 Rosanna Arquette | Cast | Actress | Karen |
 Roxie Roker | Cast | Actress | Female Republican |
 Russ Meyer | Cast | Actor | Video Salesman |
Sarah Lilly | Cast | Actress | Prostitute |
 Slappy White | Cast | Actor | Slappy White |
 Steve Allen | Cast | Actor | Steve Allen |
 Steve Cropper | Cast | Actor | Customer |
 Steve Forrest | Cast | Actor | Capt. Nelson |
 Steve Guttenberg | Cast | Actor | Jerry |
 Sybil Danning | Cast | Actress | Queen Lara |
 T.K. Carter | Cast | Actor | Host |
 William Marshall | Cast | Actor | Pirate Captain |
 Raye Birk | Cast | Actor | Vanya |
Tracy Hutchinson | Cast | Floozie | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
