Brahmastra mai Alia ne Shiva Shiva bolke Ranbir ko pakaya. Edhar Ranbir Papa Papa Papa karke hume pakaya. The cycle of pain is real. Every single time, Ranbir utters papa, do one push-up and by the end of the film, you will probably die with a 12 pack.
Coming to the point, there are no police in this universe. No one gives a shit about how many guns they own and how many people Ranvijay killed. Even Anil Kapoor as his father was very thanda. Like, i expected some deadly character but Vanga Sensei copied the plot of Godfather not the characteristics. So, here Don Carolene is thanda af. Now, coming to the jamal Kudu part, Lord Bobby is brilliant as the antagonist but his importance to the plot is as much as my importance in my crush's life. My guy came, molested a kid half his age, gave some weird expression with his gay brother and he disappeared. Our Ranvijay killed him without any huge consequences. He was so chill that he even allowed Bobby to smoke a cigarette lying on his back. Such brotherly love is very rare in Indian cinema.

Anyway, my point is the movie has no plot, director got too much inspired from Tarantino and slasher movies and Godfather and decided to make the most problematic movie of the century because controversy sells right?
1 star for Ranbir Kapoor. He gave his best performance. Rashmika was trying her best to sound as bad as Di Caprio speaking Sanskrit. Everyone was bad. And another half star for the BGM. Brillaint work. They should have made this 3 hour epic into a short film. Thank you, Vanga Sensei for giving us our own desi Patrick Bateman.