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User Reviews for: Annabelle

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CONTAINS SPOILERS6/10  2 years ago
The best I can give this one is "Fair"...and that's being generous. For one thing, I'm old and getting more and more jaded not only to "scary" movies but to people in general, and there were just too many *stupid* things in this movie that made me sit back and think _"You deserve whatever's coming to you, you brainless moron."_ When I can't connect with any of the characters in a movie, it's not going to get a good review, and in the case of this movie, not only did I _not_ connect...I actually was hoping for the demise of the idiot wife who can't slobbering all over herself and her poor husband about how bad she had it. Guy was working himself to death to provide for her and their infant, but all she was worried about was _"I never get to have any adult conversation."_ Wahhhh... Boo hoo, you sniveling little twit. It's a shame [spoiler] she got interrupted before she could jump; the husband and child would have fared a lot better off without that self-centered little snot.[/spoiler] The movie has some "jump" scenes in it that will scare you, but it is, overall, dull, plodding, and makes you root for the doll than for the people. Yay, Annabelle! They're too stupid to get rid of you, so they deserve whatever mischief you can wrack up. Come to think of it, I should change my rating to "This movie blew chunks and I would caution against anyone ever sitting through this slop." I'm still mad [spoiler] that the stupid mother didn't die. [/spoiler]
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