I won't give this waste of time a 1-star rating only because I don't know what "Weak Sauce" is supposed to mean, but I _do_ know what "Terrible" means...and this is Terrible. I still have no idea what the writers were going for, but they didn't achieve it…unless, of course, what they were going for was simply to dupe viewers into wasting 108 minutes of their life. Mission accomplished, if that's what you're aiming for. Wow, this was absolutely awful all the way around: from the opening scene of someone's (we're supposed to believe it's Willem Dafoe, and maybe it is?) balls flopping wildly in a closeup graphic sex scene, to the final few seconds as a mob of make-believe women fade into the woods.... I'm (almost) at a loss for words. The one - and ONLY - scene that was even noteworthy was the infamous "barn scene"...but to waste an hour and 48 minutes of your life just for one scene, that's just stupid. And yet, I fell for it. And I'm stupid. And if you waste an hour and 48 minutes on this steaming pile of putrefaction, then yes...that makes you stupid also. This was a waste of my time and my thought processes; I kept expecting something to kick in and become an actual film worth watching but it never happened. This was someone's idea (I feel certain) of "art" but it was soft-core pornography with a psychotic twist that made no sense. This was just stupid. Utterly stupid. And I'm stupid for wasting my time on this. Do not waste your time on this; it is not worth it.