Ax 'Em

_Ax 'Em_ truly has to be seen to be believed. I've never come across a film this abysmally and incompetently made, and I've seen some real stinkers in my time. The film opens with several screens of incorrectly formatted text marred with various spelling mistakes that fade in and out faster than you can read them. But that's only the beginning of the myriad of issues this film has. For the entirety, characters talk to each other at the same volume as the background noise. The vast majority of dialogue is completely incomprehensible and as a result I have no fucking clue what the plot is. The editing is atrocious. Scenes fade in and out in the middle of sentences and on more than one occasion instances of the director talking with other crew members or saying "cut" and "action" have just been left in. Oh, I almost forgot the most important part! No-one is ever killed by an axe. There are no axes. At no point are any axes glimpsed in this film. None. Zero. Nada. Move over _Zombie Nation_, you're no longer the worst film I have ever watched.