| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Bernard X. Brongniart | Crew | Lighting | Best Boy Electric |
Billy Arrowood | Crew | Production | Location Manager |
Brian Jordan | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator |
Charles Washington Jr. | Crew | Editing | First Assistant Editor |
James 'Otis' Mayfield | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Michael Kleiman | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Michael Mees | Crew | Editing | Additional Editing |
Pamela Peitzman | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Rhet Bear | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Dina Weinstein | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Eric Hampton | Crew | Editing | Additional Editing |
Gabe Imlay | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Ian Campbell | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Kate McCabe | Crew | Art | Assistant Art Director |
Linda Fung | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Mary Vanatis | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Michael M. Silver | Crew | Lighting | Gaffer |
Michelle Ashley | Crew | Production | Producer |
Peter Grasse | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Seth Meisterman | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Shymala Joshi | Crew | Production | Producer, Writer |
Sonia Kurtz | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Steve Grasse | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer, Writer |
 Corey Feldman | Cast | Actor | Angel Gabriel / Himself |
 Dee Dee Ramone | Cast | Actor | The Pope |
Feline Fabre | Cast | Actress | (as Felina) |
Gary the Retard | Cast | ||
 Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf | Cast | Actor | Mini Devil |
Heather Phillips | Cast | Actress | Unicycle Girl |
 Jello Biafra | Cast | Actor | Evil Porn Director |
 Maynard James Keenan | Cast | Actor | Satan |
Tanya Drayton | Cast | Bikini Girl | |
Allan Lane | Cast | Shit Dude | |
Betty San Luis | Cast | Bandit | |
Billie Jo Hewitt | Cast | Bikini Girl | |
Billy Puddly | Cast | Guard | |
Bob Bannon | Cast | Guard | |
Bobby Shame | Cast | Guard | |
Bret Reilly | Cast | Retard / Various | |
Brodie Budd | Cast | Bikini Girl | |
Clark O'Donnel | Cast | Officer Harry Nudzak (as Clark O'Donnell) | |
Courtney Shea Alston | Cast | Peasant Girl | |
Cynthia Diaz | Cast | Bandit | |
Don Juan | Cast | Gladiator | |
Fulani Respicio | Cast | Bikini Girl | |
Geeta Dalal | Cast | Bikini Girl | |
Heather McDonnell | Cast | Bandit | |
Heather-Victoria Ray | Cast | Bandit | |
Jason Goldberg | Cast | Gladiator | |
 Jason Ross | Cast | Grim Reaper | |
Jay Medley | Cast | Guard | |
Jeffrey Wilkerson | Cast | Farmer Dude | |
Jeremy Hugo | Cast | Guard | |
Larry McGearty | Cast | Dirty Larry | |
Linda Nezu | Cast | Bikini Girl | |
Maria Calinilina | Cast | Bikini Girl | |
Marquita | Cast | Bikini Girl (as Marquita Roane) | |
Mercedes DeMarko | Cast | QVC Hostess | |
Michael Miller | Cast | Actor | Cop |
Michelle McCarty | Cast | Amish Girl | |
Nick Epps | Cast | Guard | |
Nicole Dunn | Cast | Bikini Girl | |
Peter Grasse | Cast | Retard / Amish Boy / Joseph | |
Robyn Bird | Cast | Virgin Mary | |
Sam Heffelfinger | Cast | QVC Host | |
Serena Perolli | Cast | Bikini Girl | |
Shane McGeady | Cast | Dirty Sanchez | |
Shannon Pezzetta | Cast | Various / Porn Clerk | |
Theresa Jonies | Cast | Bikini Girl | |
Zenzele Cesare | Cast | Cop | |
Kristoffe Brodeur | Cast | Evil Clown | |
 Cynthia Rodriguez | Cast | Actress | Bikini Girl |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
