A weak and dying Count Dracula needs virgin blood to survive. So he disguise himself and travels to Italy to feast upon the blood of virgins. He finds a religious family with beautiful daughters he can marry but he finds difficulty due to the lack of virgins present. A very bizarre take on Dracula. This is probably the weirdest vampire film I've seen. It's one of those films where you're not supposed to laugh but you just can't help it because it's too hilarious. The premise is oddly intriguing added with mostly exploitation elements. The soundtrack is so funny and fitting. On top of that, the bad acting, awful fake accents, and tons of laughably graphic sex scenes make the experience a whole lot funnier. Udo Kier is fantastic as a whiny little brat and he's always entertaining while he’s on screen.