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Bradym03 says...
2 years ago
"I was not born on a turnip truck man."

I couldn't hear a single word that came out of Steven Seagal's fat mouth. If you had a hard time understanding what the characters are saying in a Christopher Nolan movie, then Stevie would like to speak to you...if you could understand him.

Like, imagine getting paid just to sit in a chair, say your lines horribly while out of breath, and walk around sets pointing a gun like an idiot.

Steven is taking laziness to a new level. The only reason I'm watching these is just so I can make fun of Seagal.
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Reply by $hubes
2 years ago
@bradym03 - _"I couldn't hear a single word that came out of Steven Seagal's fat mouth."_ LOL That was classic.
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$hubes says...
2 years ago
This film made absolutely no sense. This was more of a Luke Goss/Georges St-Pierre movie than a Seagal movie...not that that's a **bad** thing, mind you. It was just a horrid _"sit across an interrogation table and relive the story...wait, now we have to re-enact what you just told us so it makes sense to the viewing audience...please continue..."_ type of film and the storyline was so muddled that even having it told to us - and then enacted - made no sense. I continue my journey through every film Steven Seagal has ever acted in. All I ask is that you please don't ask me WHY.

Because honestly, I have no idea.
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