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great_vc says...
9 years ago
One of the worst movies of 2015. Do not watch it
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nimnz says...
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8 years ago
Wow, that was.. disturbing. I already think kids are monstrous and savages, this made it even worse lol
The burning scene was quite satisfying though, and Patriot's death scene too, ugh that felt amazing. Anyway, I kinda didn't like the ending? I was expecting something after the burning scene, so I thought that was weird..
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rmgebhardt says...
4 years ago
This was a wonderful, mindless horror-comedy that had just enough splatters and low-brow comedy to satisfy genre fans. The plot may be threadbare, but the stellar cast helps make it work. There's a perverse catharsis to be had in seeing teachers take out their anger and suppressed aggression on a bunch of (zombified) asshole kids. And there are a couple one-liners that are delivered perfectly. "Look! Carnage!" will be something I think to myself whenever I watch zombie flicks going forward.
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milkhoneytea says...
9 years ago
It's well produced, well acted and well directed, but that doesn't really save the rather lame plot. For a horror comedy though, it's still decent. Goofy and gory as it should be, but not particularly funny much less scary. It provided some entertainment even when the genre isn't the most appealing to me.
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Trevor Devendorf says...
one year ago
If you like campy and cringey, dark comedy-ish. The humor to me is similar to Tucker and Dale vs Evil.
...and a hint of shaun of the dead.
I mean one of my favorite lines from this film is Leigh Whannell's character "Oh look, carnage." is said so casually.
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Schenley says...
3 years ago
Good stupid gory horror fun. Almost crosses some line somewhere with the killing of kids, but doesn't pretend to be anything it's not...

Unplug your brain and just watch it!
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Adecool says...
3 years ago
I liked how funny and entertaining this actually was. The characters were great, and the fresh concept of child zombies really helps it rise above most low-budget zombie flicks. But at the end of the day, it's still a low-budget zombie flick so you probably shouldn't watch it if you're sober.
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Roswellgeek says...
5 years ago
Terrible waste of time. Laughs are few and far between for a comedy and the horror was lacking. Nonsensical ending.
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j13u11fr09 says...
5 years ago
Wasn't really in the mood for horror this weekend, wanted something pretty mindless... looking through my watchlist I saw this, which I'd heard was stupid fun.

Yup, this is stupid but fun. Zombie outbreak hits a school during recess. Zombie kids eating their teachers and parents. There's a metaphor there, but it isn't developed much...

Some of the dialogue was pretty horrible, but the ridiculous fun of some of the scenes made up for it. I feel like a lot of people will watch this and HATE it, so be warned... Not for everybody. I wanted a comedy with horror elements, and it delivered. If that's what you're looking for though, you'd be better served with something like Tucker and Dale vs Evil or Shaun of the Dead.
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MaddestMax says...
5 years ago
I'm not sure how this one slipped under my radar, but it did. Saw it on HBO today and it sounded fun. And it is. Lots of gore and some great comedy. Falls a little short in the story category, but still totally worth the time.
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Ashuk says...
6 years ago
The only thing i've left after watching this is regret.
This movie consist of two things:
Illogical concept and horrible story
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bangun says...
6 years ago
the joke was soo boring, and dusty, and full of garbage, i dont know why? and i dont like the gore in this movies, make me sick. Acting its just average and the execution is like the other zombies movies but this is the different type of zombie than the others! just ok to watch.
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CinemanicBonkers  says...
7 years ago
A very silly cheesy film.. plot was all over the place... but It's laughable, and watchable.. I think this film has put me off chicken...
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