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User Reviews for: Cyborg

Maghook
/10  3 years ago
Wow, this is absolutely garbage and the only highlight is how much people scream "ARRRGHHHHHHH" during the final battle.

There's more camera cuts than Liam Neeson jumping a fence. It feels like they filmed most of this with stand-ins with how tight the cameras stay on the actors' faces, even during fight scenes, you barely see JCVD fight anyone in a wider shot. JCVD sounds like he's learning English as he goes along and is being told to "just say it like this" he's worse than Tommy Wiseau lmao.

The story makes no sense, JCVD and friends can catch up to the baddies by teleporting across the world, despite only walking, where the bad guys take boats across the ocean. There's flashbacks with flashforward and more flashbacks within itself. Nothing flows coherently. Some shots are extremely long, probably because they needed to fill in 30 minutes for it to be considered a full-feature movie. There's also a severe lack of gore, almost all kills happen off-camera.

There's almost no focus on the "cyborg" aspect too, I guess it was just a cool title. It's more like 'Predator' but without the actual alien Predator and with infinite knives. The story basically ends with "the cure was the friends we found along the way" hahahaha.

Extremely. Disappointing.
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