Like underwear up your butt crack: creepy, annoying, and doesn't realize how bad it stinks.

Look, I don't like Don Juan in general, and especially how people try to tell you the movies aren't about misogyny but about how sad Don Juan is that every woman he meets wants to hump him like they're dogs and he's a leg.

Hey, I know sadder people with better reasons.

But my low ranking isn't a result of my general distaste for DJ. No, this specific film is objectively bad.

In addition to the misogyny (he's a voyeur who spies on the object of his heart's affection and tells her he'll return her lost scarf only if she sleeps with him) there's the poor acting (only Virginie Efira comes out of this looking decent), and they made it a sort of odd (as in 'smelling', not 'quirky' ) musical?

By the end of the film you'll wonder why it was made and who it was made for because it certainly wasn't for you.