Doom Asylum

Frankenhooker and the girl from Sex In The City fight a slasher! Actually, this is the type of movie that would be shown on **USA's Up All Night** and if you are okay with that, this is an entertaining flick. Just don't expect it to actually be funny or actually scary.

Sooooo....I am just can't find words to describe what I've just watched. It is bad but so weird and bad that it is damn entertaining. You think you've seen it all, something else happens that'll blow your mind. Not in like incredible scenes but weird stuff, the lines that are being said, a weird fight, evil laughter, Mike being called Mom because Kiki (Patty Mullen the FrankenHooker), lost her mother. He makes a remark while he's holding a condom, Kiki then replies something about incest. Wearing a chain with your own name on it, terrible angry rock music, bloody kills, some decent gore effects! You'll laugh your ass off at the final 10 seconds of the film, so casual. Video clips of old movies, two people running romantically towards each other in their minds, Saten written on the wall, not only Saten but Metallica, Pink Floyd, maybe even more bands! So yeah, this review is a mess just like the film. But I can promise you, you have never seen anything like this before. ANYTHING. Ps. Kristin Davis is in this! (Sex and the City).