| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Andrew Morahan | Crew | Directing | Director |
 Dan Hubbard | Crew | Production | Casting |
 Francis Ward Lindsay | Crew | Sound | Supervising Sound Editor |
Jason Swanscott | Crew | Sound | Foley Artist |
Jens Geibel | Crew | Production | Location Manager |
Kim Gaster | Crew | Editing | Assistant Editor |
Mark Harris | Crew | Crew | Post Production Supervisor, Associate Producer |
 Mark Thomas | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Nigel Egerton | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Supervisor |
Nigel Marchant | Crew | Production | Unit Production Manager |
 Peter Clarke | Crew | Sound | Music Editor |
Peter Heslop | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Piers Ashworth | Crew | Writing | Writer, Co-Producer |
Riky Ash | Crew | Crew | Stunt Coordinator |
Robert Brazier | Crew | Sound | Dialogue Editor |
 Russell De Rozario | Crew | Art | Production Design |
Sean Savage | Crew | Camera | "A" Camera Operator |
Simon Giles | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Supervisor |
 Stuart Ford | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Terry Woods | Crew | Art | Property Master |
Andrew Walton | Crew | Editing | First Assistant Editor |
 Chas Bain | Crew | Camera | Second Unit Director of Photography |
Chris Sturmer | Crew | Sound | Dolby Consultant |
Danny Stepper | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
George Tiffin | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 Ian Neil | Crew | Sound | Music Supervisor |
Jennifer Harty | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Lee Whiteman | Crew | Art | Assistant Art Director |
Matt Barrelle | Crew | Production | Producer |
Mike Jefferies | Crew | Production | Producer, Writer |
Nigel Squibbs | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Rachel Robey | Crew | Production | Production Manager |
Tanya Lodge | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Designer |
Andy Richards | Crew | Editing | Senior Digital Intermediate Colorist |
Giles Bury | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Joe Howard | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Alfie Biddle | Crew | Camera | Assistant Camera |
Evan Green-Hughes | Crew | Visual Effects | Special Effects Supervisor |
Paul Wheeldon | Crew | Camera | Second Assistant Camera |
Miles Proudfoot | Crew | Camera | First Assistant Camera |
Pat Garrett | Crew | Camera | Key Grip |
David Appleby | Crew | Camera | Key Grip |
Gareth Spensley | Crew | Editing | Senior Colorist |
Steven Bray | Crew | Visual Effects | Digital Compositor |
Sven Bruhn | Crew | Visual Effects | Digital Compositor |
Mark Berrow | Crew | Sound | Musician |
James Thatcher | Crew | Sound | Musician |
Therese Hvattum | Crew | Camera | Clapper Loader |
Roger Argente | Crew | Sound | Musician |
Simon Epstein | Crew | Sound | Foley Editor |
Kris Anderson | Crew | Visual Effects | Digital Compositor |
Paul McGavin | Crew | Directing | Second Assistant Director |
Paul William Edwards | Crew | Sound | Foley Editor |
Lewis Saunders | Crew | Visual Effects | Compositing Artist |
Emma Carroll | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Wardrobe Master |
Simon Kilroe | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects |
David Emeny | Crew | Visual Effects | Digital Compositor |
Lyndon S. Hellewell | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Kate Filby | Crew | Camera | Clapper Loader |
Nina Khan | Crew | Crew | Post-Production Manager |
Mark Jones | Crew | Art | Set Dresser |
Jack Suckling | Crew | Production | Assistant Location Manager |
Audrius Urbonavicius | Crew | Visual Effects | Matte Painter |
Ailie Smith | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Bruce Jackson | Crew | Directing | First Assistant Director |
Paul Watson | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator |
Stephanie C. Kelly | Crew | Visual Effects | Digital Compositor |
Lynsey Cosford | Crew | Production | Location Assistant |
Dave Sansom | Crew | Sound | Sound Mixer |
Theresa Lartey | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Wardrobe Assistant |
Vicky Chapman | Crew | Production | Location Coordinator |
Shivaji Waikhom | Crew | Visual Effects | Rotoscoping Artist |
Vicky Matthews | Crew | Sound | Musician |
Joe Hornsey | Crew | Directing | Third Assistant Director |
Cressida Lewis | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Andy Clarke | Crew | Lighting | Rigging Gaffer |
Katura Jensen | Crew | Production | Post Production Coordinator |
Anthony Hurst | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator |
Clare Mahoney | Crew | Sound | Foley Artist |
 Andrew Shue | Cast | Actor | (uncredited) |
 Anna Maria Everett | Cast | Actress | Old Masseuse |
 Christopher Fairbank | Cast | Actor | Foghorn |
 Craig Heaney | Cast | Actor | Phil |
 David Beckham | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Gabrielle Richens | Cast | Actress | Marjorie |
 Gary Lewis | Cast | Actor | Mal Braithwaite |
 JJ Feild | Cast | Actor | Liam Adams |
 John Motson | Cast | Actor | Self |
 John Salthouse | Cast | Actor | Newcastle Manager |
 Kasia Smutniak | Cast | Actress | Sophia Tardelli |
 Kuno Becker | Cast | Actor | Santiago Munez |
 Leo Gregory | Cast | Actor | Charlie Braithwaite |
 Mike Elliot | Cast | Actor | Gordon |
 Nick Moran | Cast | Actor | Nick Ashworth |
 Ori Pfeffer | Cast | Actor | Mad Film Director |
 Paul Humpoletz | Cast | Actor | LADA Taxi Driver |
 Ronaldo | Cast | Actor | Self |
Russell De Rozario | Cast | Actor | Bucharest Boiler |
Sam Cunningham | Cast | Helga | |
 Antonia Bernath | Cast | Actress | Britt |
 Anya Lahiri | Cast | Actress | June |
 Cristiano Ronaldo | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Gary Neville | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Henrik Larsson | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Jakki Degg | Cast | Actress | Cute Masseuse |
 Jamie Carragher | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Margo Stilley | Cast | Actress | Tamzin Adams |
 Peter Crouch | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Rio Ferdinand | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Ruud van Nistelrooy | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Sven-Göran Eriksson | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Tamer Hassan | Cast | Actor | Ronnie |
 Thierry Henry | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Olof Mellberg | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Tia Thomas | Cast | Actress | Production assistant |
 Steven Gerrard | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Tereza Srbova | Cast | Actress | Katja |
 Filippo Inzaghi | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Fernando Torres | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Frank Lampard | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Wayne Rooney | Cast | Actor | Self |
 John Aloisi | Cast | Self | |
Paul McGavin | Cast | 1st AD Commercial | |
 Hernán Crespo | Cast | Actor | Self |
 John Terry | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Joe Cole | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Wayne Bridge | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Jermaine Jenas | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Daniel Cowley | Cast | Paramedic | |
Jack McBride | Cast | Actor | Walter |
Liam Moynihan | Cast | Footballer | |
Brett Morton | Cast | Runner | |
Bruce Jackson | Cast | Actor | 1st Assistant Director |
Neil Elson | Cast | Footballer | |
Cliff Bradley | Cast | Irate Skoda Driver | |
Anna Tyler | Cast | Reporter 2 | |
Dave Sansom | Cast | Film Sound Man | |
Toby George Jones | Cast | Footballer | |
Joemma Lavin | Cast | Hull Barmaid | |
Paul Robinson | Cast | Actor | Self |
Steve Madden | Cast | Footballer | |
Jamie Poole | Cast | Footballer | |
Dennis Sweeney | Cast | Footballer | |
Brian Newbold | Cast | Registrar | |
Craig Palmer | Cast | Footballer | |
Ray Clemence | Cast | Actor | Self |
Deita Hubbard | Cast | German Barmaid 1 | |
Aaron Lennon | Cast | Actor | Self |
Olivia Phillips | Cast | Bella | |
Matthew Thorpe | Cast | Footballer | |
Kerry Shepherd | Cast | German Barmaid 2 | |
Owen Hargreaves | Cast | Actor | Self |
Derek Williams | Cast | Sven | |
Peter Heslop | Cast | Unhappy Driver | |
Gareth Ellis | Cast | Footballer | |
Leigh Clayton | Cast | Footballer | |
Oliver Jones | Cast | Footballer | |
Rob Jones | Cast | Vicar | |
Adam Marusiak | Cast | Footballer | |
Emeka Ejiofor | Cast | Footballer | |
Holden Ashley Stein | Cast | Footballer | |
Matthew Waters | Cast | Reporter 1 | |
Anthony Ofei | Cast | Footballer | |
Phil Matthews | Cast | Sports Reporter | |
Lee White | Cast | Footballer | |
Nathan Wint | Cast | Footballer | |
Mellissa Laycy | Cast | Actress | Agnetha |
Peter Dale | Cast | Actor | Football Reporter (uncredited) |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
