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User Reviews for: Godzilla vs. Kong

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CONTAINS SPOILERS2/10  3 years ago
EDIT: It has now been revealed the original film/script was radically different, longer, and explained many of my issues presented in this review. Studios, stop butchering your films to be more palatable to audiences.

This is what happens when the people who say, "Godzilla movies don't need to have good human stories," get their way. Easily one of the weakest Godzilla films ever made and the worst of this series. You're not a fan of this franchise if you say Godzilla movies don't need story. Every one so far has had an interesting enough script to justify it's monster bits, even the worst Showa or Heisei outings do more. It's not even really sure what it wants to be. Kong is propped up as the hero and clearly the protagonist of this story with Gojira making cameos as he hunts the organization Apex, but then Kong just loses anyways. What purpose is there for even setting up these monsters as sympathetic when all writing and soul is tossed out the minute they start brawling in Hong Kong. It actually forgets humans exist for a good four minutes as these two punching bags throttle around neon buildings. Craft is gone, it turns into The Avengers, with barely any collateral damage. "Oh but, you can follow the journey through the monsters! You don't need humans to have that nuance." Oh really? Godzilla doesn't like Kong being off his island, he puts him in his place, story done. Talk about deep. No moments to breath or for a character to properly react. This is hot off the heels of King of the Monsters, a film that continues the themes of Skull Island and Gareth Edward's Godzilla. Dougherty's outing before this deeply explored the themes of what it means to live with these monsters on Earth. How do you continue living when a relative of yours has been taken at the hands of one of them, do you shut yourself off or do you try to change the world? Emma became essentially so riddled with guilt she released the devil on Earth. How are these monsters really not so different from us, considering they were birthed out of our own arrogant, persistent lust for control over this world. It's too much to get in to, but that film dealt a great deal with overcoming grief, putting your faith in God, coexistence, and forgiveness. Mark's scene where he looks in to Godzilla's eyes and finally restores his faith is one of my favorite moments from this series. There is nothing in Godzilla vs. Kong that could be remotely construed as a plot. Charles Dance's role has been replaced for some reason, we have a wacky podcast conspiracy guy that serves as just a walking prop for the viewer to see world explanations, Kyle Chandler as Mark has been reduced to a cameo, and on that note: Why is he working at Monarch? He consistently hated Godzilla until he had a change of heart and faith by virtue of Serizawa and Mothra. Monarch didn't change to the good guy, they're still an organization on the cusp of lawsuit and government shutdown. Would GvK mind explaining that for us? How and when was Apex formed? How is it possible the creation of MechaGodzilla never leaked out? The world has been introduced to the titans. It's plainly established everyone is obsessed with these things, the internet and news won't shut up about them. The government doesn't know this is how Apex is using their power supply? In '14, it's at least explained their research on the MUTO was a government cover up for Monarch, that's why Joe in that film became a crackpot theorist who wouldn't let the nuclear incident go. But it's not 2013 anymore, the creatures are no longer a big secret. In King of the Monsters, the people unleashing Ghidorah to rival Godzilla are small band of eco-terrorists, they aren't a multi-billion dollar corporation. It makes no sense and done so much more poorly. It's rushed and done with quips. The most we ever get in terms of world building is a single shot of a map and newspapers, talking about the UN vetoing Godzilla or Apex facilities springing up across the map. We don't hear internal communication or even have a Senate scene like in this last film. The world has simultaneously been expanded greatly and shrunken to nothing, something Pacific Rim Uprising also horrifically accomplished. This series was built off the foundation of engaging with this science fiction, government monster universe through the lens of a sympathetic every-man that's been hurt by the monsters in some way, usually a familial death. Dr. Nathan Lind is given two words to establish he lost a brother in the Hollow Earth, but nothing ever comes of that information. Humans? There are storytelling devices used to get the audience from scene to scene. In the same span of runtime, from '14 to this, Bryan Cranston is grieving over his dying wife, to this has a fat guy making jokes about toasters. The most amount of interesting character development are thrown away in two very specific pieces of dialogue. The little native girl's family was killed by the storm surrounding skull island, which we saw in Kong's film, as was the whole island wiped out. I imagine there was a sequence that explored this and able to give a more tragic or perhaps resounding, uplifting message of sticking with family even when you've suffered so much loss. It would fit the overarching narrative that's stuck to this MonsterVerse so far, but it seems the cutting room floor did a number to this movie, as even stated by director Adam Wingard. It really does feel like the movie is playing damage control. Audiences didn't understand the previous films' stories, so they got fed up trying to understand them and just declared they don't want any characters in these movies. So we get walking action figures that say the words necessary to get us to our next fight. The best potential that existed in one of these dolls was Shun Oguri's character, Ren Serizawa, who is related to the Serizawa of previous films, the one who sacrificed himself to save Godzilla and prove humanity needed to accept him as their king. It was a very touching, holy piece in the last film, and Ren could work as an antagonistic son who resents his father for giving up his life to this monster he doesn't understand, and we could go through a similar arc Mark Russel did in the last film. None of this is realized, he is a dummy test pilot told to get in the goddamn chair, like it's an Evangelion reference. The most amount of enjoyment anyone could get out of this is the splodge of CGI dumped on to the screen with no visual grace or narrative substance. If that's all you want, then I pity what this means for blockbusters. Edwards crafted a fantastic character movie in 2013 and the series has been handed a blow here.
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Reply by Jim222001
3 years ago
@filmtoaster Not like the last movie had a good human story lol. I loved it but it was about a woman who lost her child due to big monsters. Then wants to unleash them all to cure the planet of climate change ??<br /> This still has a way better human story than that.
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Reply by chivalrous.breakfast
3 years ago
@filmtoaster Ok, but who watches a movie called "Godzilla vs. Kong" expecting a human story? You go in expecting monster battles, and that's exactly what you get.
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Reply by filmtoaster
3 years ago
@isdamc Considering this is a sequel to King of the Monsters, yes I did expect a semblance of a plot or characters. There's nothing here.<br /> @jim222001 KOTM had far better characters.
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Reply by damarikomu
3 years ago
@isdamc as a fan of the godzilla franchise you do go in expecting a human story, becasue that is what godzilla is all about
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Reply by Jim222001
3 years ago
@filmtoaster The mom’s motives made no sense. As a mom wouldn’t she care more about losing her son to monsters.<br /> Than wanting to unleash them all so more parents can lose their kids and feel what she felt ?<br /> It was a fine actress wasted as an idiot. <br /> The characters in Godzilla vs Kong. Were also better than Aaron Taylor Johnson’s in the first movie.<br /> Who was a one note cliche disaster movie character who wanted to reunite with his family.
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Reply by ZombZ
3 years ago
@filmtoaster Actually there was way too much "human story" in this movie. We're introduced to 4 protagonists before we see any monster action. Cut out everything but the little girl and her surrogate. Or cut them out too. Would be more fun purely from Kongs perspective; watching him trying to make sense of these silly humans.
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Reply by leoluizxavier
3 years ago
@filmtoaster I see your point man, I felt like that when a first saw Batman Vs Superman and like this movie, it has a horrible storyline and I can barely watch that movie again. A movie that depends on that much on CGI with a storyline as bad as it's, once you watched more than one time, you start noticing the flaws and it starts making the experience less fun than was supposed to.<br /> You see I'm not a big fan of the franchise so I don't think I'm in a great position to make that many demands, but once that I watched it again I'm sure that the storyline will start falling apart.
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Reply by Hanike
3 years ago
@filmtoaster the 2014 western Godzilla was so much worse with that awful revolted crybaby soldier plotline. If they didn't want to sell the movie as a "family issues" movie and left only Bryan Cranston's character's theories and the good science &amp; battles, it would be a good movie.<br /> But you're totally right when you say Godzilla/kaiju movies are all about characters.<br /> I hope Japan makes a new Mothra movie.
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Reply by sean.stiff.96
3 years ago
@filmtoaster I cannot disagree more. 10/10. The Godzilla film we needed after all these meh starts.
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