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User Reviews for: Happy Birthday to Me

$hubes
3/10  one year ago
My, how time changes us... I recall this being _"one of the best ever"_ 'Horror' movies I had ever seen back when it came out in the 80's. Watched it today again and it was so lame in EVERY aspect. I seem to remember the kills being much more inventive and gruesome (trust me, they're not!) and now this is almost laughable. I was tempted to turn it off with the opening scene where "Virginia" (Melissa Sue Anderson) screeches to herself, _"Come, Winston, give Mommy head! haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"_ I thought to myself, _"If this is a precursor to how the acting is going to be, I should just quit right now..."_ Unfortunately, I didn't. Although touted as a "horror/slasher" movie, this is more like a whodunnit that wants to be a horror movie. And the "reveal" is far too early in the film; I was quite surprised/disappointed in how quickly they gave this one away...and afterwards, there was nothing left but to wait out the conclusion which took farrrrrrrrrrrrr too long to arrive. Save yourself 2 agonizing hours - they're better spent in a dentist's chair or at the DMV - of sitting through this horrendous tripe. There is absolutely nothing remotely "scary" or horrific about this one.
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Reply by theshape69
8 months ago
It wasn't Ginny that said that opening line. It was Bernadette.
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