Juan of the Dead

Not only is this a bad movie, it's also a very boring zombie film that inexplicably despises gay people. There's no conclusion, the movie ends by trying to force a sequel that never came. The movie restarts several times, where they end up with a team, lose their team, create a new team, lose their team, and build yet another team through montage after montage. Two steps forward, two steps back. There's no actual middle section of the movie. There's no stakes, there's no plot, the characters are unlikeable with no arc, and they choose to get themselves into impossible situations that they immediately escape as they all have stronger plot armour than any main character in the 'Fast and the Furious' franchise. There are a few cool ideas but they are wasted and add up to less than 5 minutes of screentime. It feels like a 2+ hour movie, it's agonising.