| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Annie Ellis | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Christine Anne Baur | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 David Newman | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 David Parker | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Dennis C. Lewiston | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Ethan Aronson | Crew | Camera | Grip |
Joan Rowe | Crew | Sound | Foley |
Kevin Wadowski | Crew | Camera | Grip |
 Sally Cruikshank | Crew | Art | Opening Title Sequence |
Thomas Johnston | Crew | Directing | Script Supervisor |
Tom Ropelewski | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer |
Heather Lee | Crew | Art | Painter |
Aaron Berger | Cast | Actor | Space People Eat My Mom And Dad |
 Aeryk Egan | Cast | Actor | C.K. |
 Alison La Placa | Cast | Actress | Claudia |
Bob Sorenson | Cast | Actor | Field Reporter |
 Bradley Gregg | Cast | Actor | Jonathan |
Darwin Hall | Cast | Actor | Hammer |
Deborah Otto | Cast | Actress | Katy |
Deborah Swartz | Cast | Actress | Chloroform |
 Dennis Miller | Cast | Actor | Wes |
Earl Smith | Cast | Actor | Shiv |
Earl W. Smith | Cast | Actor | Street Thug |
Ed Peterson | Cast | Actor | Her Ancient Husband |
Elaine Moe | Cast | Actress | Fistful of Valium |
Elizabeth Kneeland | Cast | Actress | Hide His Medication |
Elizabeth Lang | Cast | Actress | Mark's Secretary |
Ethan Aronson | Cast | Actor | His Car |
Francis Brooks | Cast | Actor | Pump Iron |
Frank Dworsky | Cast | Actor | Mailroom Employee |
Frieda Smith | Cast | Actress | Sex |
Grant Moran | Cast | Actor | Kindness |
Hart Throb | Cast | Actor | Tom Cruise Guy Fan |
Heather McNair | Cast | Actress | Karen Kelly |
Jack Edward | Cast | Actor | Polka Man |
Jay Bernard | Cast | Actor | Kaminsky |
 Jessica Lundy | Cast | Actress | Bernice |
 John Diehl | Cast | Actor | Fred |
 John Larroquette | Cast | Actor | Mark Bannister |
 Jon Proudstar | Cast | Actor | Shoot 'Em |
Karen DeConcini | Cast | Actress | Bean Dip |
Karen Kronwell | Cast | Actress | Female Cop |
Kevin Wadowski | Cast | Actor | Hit 'N' Run |
Kimberly Steuter | Cast | Actress | Cook 'Em in the Owen |
 Kirstie Alley | Cast | Actress | Jessie Bannister |
Lisa Rubin | Cast | Actress | Tom Cruise Girl Fan |
Loy Burns | Cast | Actor | Get Drunk |
 Mark Bringelson | Cast | Actor | Prick Automaton Cop |
Mark Manning | Cast | Actor | Russell Fenn |
Marlon Darton | Cast | Actor | Meditation |
Mel Coleman | Cast | Actor | Strangle 'Em |
Michael Listorti | Cast | Actor | Tv news cameraman |
Michael Waltman | Cast | Actor | Insulin |
 Michael Zand | Cast | Actor | Kaddir (voice) |
Pat Willoughby | Cast | Actress | Polka Lady |
 Paul Eiding | Cast | Actor | Stark |
 Peppi Sanders | Cast | Actress | Receptionist |
 Rene L. Moreno | Cast | Actor | Mailroom Runner |
 Rich Hopkins | Cast | Actor | Tourist |
Richard Alexander | Cast | Actor | Bust Somebody |
 Rob Camilletti | Cast | Actor | Shady Character Outside Strip Joint |
 Robert Ginty | Cast | Actor | Dale |
 Wayne Tippit | Cast | Actor | Grindle |
Jack Penix | Cast | Actor | Dr. Jack Penix O.B. Gyn (voice) |
Jonny Bliss | Cast | Actor | Employee |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
