This was a stinker. Maybe you had to grow up watching this but this is a ridiculous movie. Watched it for HDTGM. I was hoping this was a movie I saw on HBO as a kid at my dad's bosses house one time but it's not. It's super close though...the movie I can't think of features the song Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now and I think driving off in a pink convertible outside. This has all of that but is outside a mall not a green grass area like in my memory. And maybe after a wedding? Maybe it's Mannequin 1 I'm thinking of. Anyway it's weird that this movie, just like last week's Simply Irresistible, features a super weird department store combo. Last week it was a restaurant and now this one was paired with a theater. Anyway, two takeaways here:

1) Hollywood is super annoying and unfunny

2) Kristy Swanson equals babe and a half. Just striking.

The misadventures with mannequins continue in Mannequin: On the Move. In this fish out of water tale a famous mannequin known as the Enchanted Peasant Girl is brought to life after a thousand year curse is lifted. William Ragsdale and Kristy Swanson lead the cast and have good chemistry together. However, most of the characters (particularly the villains) are overly cartoonish and clichéd. Additionally, the comedy quickly devolves into juvenile, slapstick humor that isn’t very funny. A pathetic imitation of the original, Mannequin: On the Move is a formulaic piece of tripe that’s rather joyless.