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Mean Machine

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2001
1h 39m
English
Comedy, Drama
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Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
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Cast

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Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
David Kelly
David Hemmings
Ralph Brown
Vas Blackwood
Robbie Gee
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
John Forgeham
Sally Phillips
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Jason Statham
Martin Wimbush
David Reid
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Nicholas Moss
Stephen Walters
Andrew Grainger
Jamie Sives
Adam Fogerty
Rocky Marshall
Elwin Chopper David
Omid Djalili
Directed By: Barry Skolnick

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Predat0r says...
3 weeks ago
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: - This is a good film with a balanced of comedies and action. 10:heart:- Masterpiece :100: 9:heart:- Excellent 8:heart: - Amazing :ok_hand: 7:heart:- Great :sun_with_face: 6:heart: - Good :thumbsup: 5:heart: - Average :head_bandage: 4:heart: - Bad but watchable :octagonal_sign: 3:heart: - Bad :sob: 2:rage:- Awful :face_vomiting: 1:face_with_symbols_over_mouth: - Bull Shit
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dr_faf says...
one year ago
This movie has everything. Fun, emotions, tragedy and best of all FooooooooTball... “Mean machine” !!!!! “Mean Machine” !!!!! I wish I could rate 20/10. It’s a must see !!! Cheers !!!
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John Chard
6 years ago
1-0 to the Mean Machine.

Mean Machine is an English reworking of Robert Aldrich's 1974 beefcake Burt Reynolds starrer, The Longest Yard. Substituting Gridiron for Soccer, director Barry Skolnick, along with his roll call of British "faces", is only aiming for one market.

That of the footie wor More
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