| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Alan Caso | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Alan Cassie | Crew | Art | Supervising Art Director |
Allison Cowitt | Crew | Production | Casting |
Betty Lou Skinner | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hair Supervisor |
Cecilia Verardi | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Supervisor |
Jamshied Sharifi | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Jerry Juhl | Crew | Writing | Screenplay |
Ken Kaufman | Crew | Production | Producer |
Linda Kamp | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Assistant Makeup Artist |
Marthe Pineau | Crew | Art | Set Decoration |
Martin G. Baker | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Michael A. Stevenson | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 Mike Fenton | Crew | Production | Casting |
 Richard Pearson | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Stephen Marsh | Crew | Art | Production Design |
 Tim Hill | Crew | Directing | Director |
William G. Davis | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
 Joey Mazzarino | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Polly Smith | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
 Allan Trautman | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer |
 Andie MacDowell | Cast | Actress | Shelley Snipes |
Andrew Stone | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer |
 Bill Barretta | Cast | Actor | Pepe the Prawn / Bobo as Rentro / Johnny Fiama / Bubba the Rat / Cosmic Fish #2 (voice) |
 Bill Farmer | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer (uncredited) |
 Brian Henson | Cast | Actor | Dr. Phil Van Neuter / Sal Minella (voice) |
 Bruce Lanoil | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer |
Carl Espy | Cast | TV Associate Producer | |
 Dave Goelz | Cast | Actor | Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Waldorf / The Birdman (voice) |
 David Arquette | Cast | Actor | Dr. Tucker |
 David Lenthall | Cast | Actor | Mikey the Cameraman |
Elaine Nalee | Cast | Actress | Mashed Potato Lady |
 F. Murray Abraham | Cast | Actor | Noah |
 Frank Oz | Cast | Actor | Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam the Eagle (voice) |
 Gary Owens | Cast | Actor | UFO Mania Announcer (voice) (uncredited) |
 Hulk Hogan | Cast | Actor | Man in Black |
 Jack Angel | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer (uncredited) |
 Jeffrey Tambor | Cast | Actor | K. Edgar Singer |
 Jerry Nelson | Cast | Actor | Robin / Statler / Ubergonzo (voice) |
 John E. Kennedy | Cast | Actor | Fozzie Bear / Sam the Eagle / Beach Hippie |
 Josh Charles | Cast | Actor | Agent Barker |
 Joshua Jackson | Cast | Actor | Beach Scene (uncredited) |
 Kathy Griffin | Cast | Actress | Female Armed Guard |
 Katie Holmes | Cast | Actress | Joey Potter (uncredited) |
 Kevin Clash | Cast | Actor | Clifford (voice) |
 Mark Joy | Cast | Actor | Gate Guard |
 Mickie McGowan | Cast | Actress | Additional Muppet Performer (uncredited) |
 Pat Hingle | Cast | Actor | General Luft |
 Phil Proctor | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer (uncredited) |
 Ray Liotta | Cast | Actor | Gate Guard |
 Richard Fullerton | Cast | Actor | Gate Guard |
Rickey Boyd | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer / Animal (assistant) / Beach Hippie | |
 Rob Schneider | Cast | Actor | TV Producer |
 Rodger Bumpass | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer (uncredited) |
 Steve Whitmire | Cast | Actor | Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Cosmic Fish #1 / Rainbow / Miss Piggy (assistant) (voice) |
 Tim Parati | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer |
 Tyler Bunch | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer |
 Veronica Alicino | Cast | Actress | TV Stage Manager |
 Langley McArol | Cast | Actor | Security Guard (uncredited) |
 Alice Dinnean | Cast | Actress | Additional Muppet Performer |
Ed May | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer |
Adam Hunt | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer / Scooter (voice) | |
 Peter Linz | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer / Miss Piggy (assistant) / Beach Hippie |
 John Henson | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer / Sweetums |
John Boone | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Lisa Consolo | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Rowell Gormon | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Rob Killen | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Bob Lynch | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Lisa Sturz | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
BJ Guyer | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
James J. Kroupa | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Joe Cobb Jr. | Cast | M.I.B. Guard (uncredited) | |
 Drew Massey | Cast | Actor | Additional Muppet Performer / Beach Hippie |
Kim Allen | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Pamela O'Conner | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Chrissy Mullins | Cast | Little Girl | |
Evy Berman | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Dennis W. Britt | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Greg Jarnigan | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Thom Stanley | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Mark Sutton | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Jay Tyson | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Gregg Wallace | Cast | Additional Muppet Performer | |
Deron Barnett | Cast | Child | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
