Watched with the guys this week, this was my pick... And I don't think the guys will give me another pick for a long while. Whoo boy... Not sure I deserve one after this.

80s sexploitation horror that's WAY heavy on the nudity and much lighter on pretty much everything else: horror, special effects, acting, editing, common sense...

This could have *very* easily been a half-hour episode of some horror show or part of an anthology. Instead, every scene drags on waaaay too long... In one early scene, one of the girls is going through all the stuff she picked up at a flea market: they go through near every item in her box of stuff before getting to the (evil somehow) crystal ball that's been sitting on top of the pile the ENTIRE TIME. But yeah, lets give a few minutes to talking about the salt shakers she picked up... All to pad the run time, get it near that 1:30 mark (only hits 1:23, but feels longer).

High points: they knew they were making a shit movie and it shows... at one point someone throws a bag of "herbs" at the demon/mannequin/final-bad-girl. The sound effect when it hits is literally a mouth fart. Lots of little things like that throughout the movie.

Low points: nearly EVERYTHING else. Pretty much every horrible aspect of the 80s you'd wish would disappear from memory, congratz! Here's your reminder. So much casual homophobia, racism, sexism... We've watched some pretty horrible movies where we've been able to laugh at how dumb and awful they were... This is the first where I actually wanted to stop watching.

We always rate movies after we watch them, one of the guys keeps stats on our movies: this is the lowest rated we've seen.

Which one was this? I can't really remember. I do, however, know it was the movie where they hire a lot of women and require them all to take their clothes off.

I recall a shower scene in there somewhere.

And then I remember the women running around screaming in undies that are really only worn in the bedroom.

Was there a plot? Not really, it was just an excuse for nudity and undies.

But, you already knew all of that when you sat down to watch this. Because, honestly in film making, they aren't really trying to pass it off as anything other than an excuse to film young naked breasts and you don't really get anything but that.

This one has the geek factor...in the form of fratboys, I guess they wanted to give it a twist ala Revenge of the Nerds.

So, why are you reading this? You know exactly what this movie is about. You knew that before you even clicked on this review.

But, at least the review is as honest as the movie.

If you are expecting more than that, there is something seriously wrong with you.