There's a lot more pole dancing in the Ni No Kuni movie than I expected

The setup is an all time dumb thing: The two protags mutual friend gets stabbed, and one of the protags is in a wheel chair due to being crippled.

Friend who isn't disabled is just incredibly pissed that wheelchair protag doesn't just carry the stabbed friend to the hospital. The only person who wants to actually call an Ambulance is the wheelchair protag instead of the other protag AND THE LADY WHO IS BLEEDING OUT, and the argument about this leads to them entering Ni No Kuni world.

The Ni No Kuni world is full of creatures horny for 17 year olds & exclusively 17 year olds, which is an odd thing to make part of the lore. The film itself is both nonsensical while also feeling generic. The animation looks nice enough I guess but there are countless other films that look better than it that also manage to have interesting plots that make sense.

Just play Ni No Kuni & it's not good combat or watch a different Ghibli film, cause this movie is nowhere close to as charming or competently made as either.