Rhinestone

Wow, a truly terrible movie. Remember that iconic ending to "Rocky" where he shouts from the ring to Adrian after a gruelling fight, his eyes closed from the beating....? Now imagine every line of dialogue in this movie being delivered at that exact volume, pitch, slurriness and pace. Yep - he does. It's a truly difficult movie to watch to the end as it is entirely predictable, terribly scripted, poorly acted and overly long! I cannot imagine what Stallone was thinking to sign up for this movie. Perhaps the rumoured fling with Parton wasn't a lie after all. And it is interesting to see him off the juice before he bulks up for Rocky IV. If the ending actually had him sing at least passingly then it may pay off but he's dreadful. He should have had his brother Frank dub the vocals as he is a very talented singer. Swerve this if you can. Don't let curiosity get the better of you. It really is about the worst film you'll ever watch. 1/10