| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Alain Chabat | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer |
 Alessandro Brambilla | Crew | Crew | Steadycam |
Bernard Floch | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Supervisor |
Francis Barrois | Crew | Production | Production Director |
Frédéric Talgorn | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Jean Gargonne | Crew | Sound | Sound |
 Jean-Paul Rouve | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Juliette Welfling | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 Laurent Dailland | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 Maamar Ech-Cheikh | Crew | Art | Settings |
 Marina Foïs | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Maurice Barthélemy | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Olivier Bériot | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Supervisor |
 Patrick Bordier | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Pierre Excoffier | Crew | Sound | Sound |
 Pierre-François Martin-Laval | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Swan Pham | Crew | Production | Casting |
Thibault Grabherr | Crew | Camera | Set Photographer |
Ghislaine Tortereau | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hair Supervisor |
Maud Lemaistre | Crew | Crew | Intern |
 Thierry Lebon | Crew | Sound | Sound |
Fabien Vergez | Crew | Directing | First Assistant Director |
Pascalito | Crew | Camera | Set Photographer |
Marie Gennesseaux | Crew | Crew | Script |
Alain Chabat | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Guérissologue) |
 Alain Zef | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Sceptique) |
Benoît Tachoires | Cast | Actor | Le Vendeur |
Christian Bergner | Cast | Actor | Tonton |
 Christian Gazio | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Qui Tient la Torche) |
 Cyril Casmèze | Cast | Actor | Le cheveu sale muet |
 Dominique Besnehard | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Dévoré Oursmouth) |
 Dominique Farrugia | Cast | Actor | Le Gourdinier |
 Elise Larnicol | Cast | Actress | Pierre (la femme du chef des Cheveux Propres) |
 Florence Muller | Cast | Actress | Pierre (la Femme du Préveneur) |
 Gaëlle Cohen | Cast | Actress | Tata |
Gilles Conseil | Cast | Actor | Tonton |
 Gérard Depardieu | Cast | Actor | Le chef des Cheveux Sales |
 Jean Rochefort | Cast | Actor | Lucie |
 Jean-Paul Bonnaire | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Trop Grand 2) |
Jean-Paul Rouve | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Blond) |
 JoeyStarr | Cast | Actor | L'Essayeur de Gourdins |
Marina Foïs | Cast | Actress | Guy |
Maurice Barthélemy | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le chef des Cheveux Propres) |
 Olivier Baroux | Cast | Actor | La Voix-Off |
Pierre-François Martin-Laval | Cast | Actor | Pierre (la Touffe) |
 Samir Guesmi | Cast | Actor | Piégeur |
 Sébastien Thiery | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Fouillologue) |
 Valérie Lemercier | Cast | Actress | Pierre (la prof de guitare-couture) |
 Warren Zavatta | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Salut le Blond) |
 Xavier Maly | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Végétal) |
 Édith Le Merdy | Cast | Actress | Pierre (la Maman du Blond) |
 Damien Jouillerot | Cast | Actor | Piégeur |
 Joseph Beddelem | Cast | Actor | Tonton |
 Maroussia Dubreuil | Cast | Actress | Pierre (l'Élève de Guitare-Couture) |
 Bernard Chéron | Cast | Pierre (le Papa du Blond) | |
 Gilles David | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Trop Grand 1) |
 Patrick Médioni | Cast | Actor | Tonton |
 Juliette Poissonnier | Cast | Actress | Pierre (la Gardeuse) |
 Robert Kechichian | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le Donneur d'Info) |
 Michel Bouis | Cast | Actor | Tonton |
Mohamed Benameur | Cast | Pierre | |
Sabrina Bestani | Cast | Pierre | |
David Allouche | Cast | Pierre | |
Jean-Christophe Castel | Cast | Pierre (le Qui Doit Partir) | |
Pierre Bezombes | Cast | Pierre (l'Enfant Gros) | |
Morgane Sallet-Doucey | Cast | Pierre (l'Enfant Méchante) | |
Fodil Retibi | Cast | Pierre (l'Enfant Dévoré) | |
Alex Berger | Cast | Pierre (le Joueur de Guitare-Couture) | |
Arnaud Gervet | Cast | L'Assistant du Gourdinier | |
 Cheikna Sankare | Cast | L'Essayé de Gourdins | |
Francis Authie | Cast | Pierre | |
Vanessa Barthas | Cast | Pierre | |
Alexandra Barthas | Cast | Pierre | |
Pierre Barthas | Cast | Pierre | |
Solène Baveux | Cast | Pierre | |
Aurélie Beau | Cast | Pierre | |
Abdelkader Benameur | Cast | Pierre | |
Rabah Benjadou | Cast | Pierre | |
Lolita Blasco | Cast | Pierre | |
Margot Bosquet | Cast | Pierre | |
 Clément massol | Cast | Actor | Pierre |
 Pascal Vincent | Cast | Actor | Pierre (le préveneur de nuit) |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
