Only 2 or 3 average jokes.

15 minutes.
Then I had to turn it off!


I seriously not sure why I started to watch that SHIT anyway.

Yeah pretty stupid. Not funny at all.

Even snoop was lame. Wasted 13 minutes of my life, yea that's as long as I could take it.

Worst film I've ever seen? Definitely.

Scary Movie V, don't watch it! Its terrible! Didn't laugh once through out the whole entire movie

Stupid humor :), but that is expected.
This is movie for early afternoons, when you can do some ironing during them :)

Worst part!

Goofy, silly, stupid. All you need in a parody. I will say this felt a lot less like the other movies, and more like skits just piled together in a good order. It's funny how this makes more sense than the actual movies they used. Fun seeing the random cameos that also make sense. Hope they make a comeback. Bring back parody movies.

Unbearably awful, Scary Movie V is a steaming pile of shit. Primarily the film parodies Mama and Paranormal Activity, but there are also parodies of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Inception, Black Swan, and Evil Dead. However, none of the parodies are done very well and the production values are atrociously bad. And the acting (if it can be called that) is terrible at best. Scary Movie V isn’t so much a movie as a bunch of garbage thrown onto a screen.

Nothing beats the first two ones though, but compare to 3 and 4. this was way less disgusting and actually good.

It's silly but still I liked and enjoyed it better than the prequels cuz they were too obscene and disgusting

Basically, an exploitation film for weed- and gangsta rap-obsessed

Just watch Ashley Tisdale be cute and don't expect it to be anything more than that.

worst! ==exaggerated slapstick== and ==stupid nonsense==... nothing to laugh about, only waste of time ^_^
i ask myself who finance such movies? i can't imagine that the budget was reached by visitors of cinema! 3/10

Bloopers were funnier than the whole movie.

Cheap potty humor. Shocked to learn this movie is only 86 minutes because when I watched it I wanted to tear my eyeballs out waiting for it to be over.

5.5/10
Stop now just stop
At the end of this my head was in bits and I was thinking wtf was that.
I'm surprised my head didn't spin round 360 degrees as I spat projectile vomit.

This was much better than 3,4 but nowhere near as good as the Awesome Hilarious 1,2.

None of the original cast wanted in on this even ones that have been in every other one.
But that is totally understandable.
This series was dead and buried a Longgggg time ago.
Them two little ones burning MaMa stole the show and the littlest one had me chuckling everytime she was in a scene. She was definitely a scene stealer.

That being said
No more now
Stop...just...Stop...
We are way past embarrassing.

Verdict:
"WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SCARY MOVIE"-

ANSWER: ONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO CALL IT A DAY IN IT'S OWN FRANCHISE.

Probably one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. The first movie in this series was funny but it all went downhill from there, with this 5th one definitely marking a new low for the franchise.