There have only been a few times when I truly have been in disbelief over what I’m seeing on screeen; for example, the portals scene in Avengers: Endgame, or all of the actors they got to reprise roles from years ago for Spider-Man: No Way Home.

And now, Slotherhouse.

Now, is this script good? Not by a longshot. Is the acting good? Nope - abysmal. This is, by all accounts, a terrible movie. A murderous and inexplicably literate sloth (that survives more violence than Michael Meyers does in the original Halloween) operates a computer, a motor vehicle, runs a social media account and wields a sword while terrorizing a sorority house. Characters seem to teleport between scenes, and for a supposed slasher movie, the kills are very tame. This movie is a mess.

And yet, I can’t help but recommend it. :type_1_2:‍♂ Purely for the ludicrous but entertaining (and maybe camp?) nature of what I just sat through. This is probably best in a group setting where everyone knows exactly what they’re getting into and is ready to just go with it. I think it’s worth a spot on your October watchlist!

It's over. 2023 is done. We can stop now. Peak cinema has been achieved. Nothing will ever come close to the opening scene of Slotherhouse.

The sloth did nothing wrong. I will stand by this take until the end of time. In fact, he was simply conducting an important public service.

Anyone who says that they don't want to watch a psychopathic sloth murder a bunch of annoying sorority teens is quite simply a liar and not to be trusted.

Also, the scene with the sloth using the laptop and then slamming it shut in anger is the loudest I've laughed at any movie this year... until the sloth DROVE ITSELF TO THE HOSPITAL AND TOOK A SELFIE WITH THAT GIRL BEFORE SMOTHERING HER WITH A PILLOW.

I will rate this film Sloths fingers in a paw+1/10

TIL sloths can do a lot more things than I thought they could.

_Slotherhouse_ is possibly my favorite of the year
I give it three toes up!
#RushSloth #KillerSloth

I literally don't know how to rate this movie. It was awful and terribly boring except for the moments where it was glorious. I'm giving it many points for creativity and for using a puppet instead of CGI.

If they made a short version with only the sloth scenes it'd be 10/10.

That was way better than I expected. Leave the logic at the door and just enjoy. Great fun.
#lastselfie

potentially the worst film i’ve ever watched

haha ridiculous! for some weird reason i watched the entire movie.

Let’s be clear, this movie isn’t good, but this movie rocks! It’s one of the films that intentionally “not good” but it embraces it to make it enjoyable. It will not be for everyone. Viewer beware before watching, but if it sounds interesting/amusing then it’s worth a view.

Rating: 1/5 - 55% - Skip

Stupid hilarious :joy: best B rated movie of the year

This was so dumb. It wasn’t the worst movie ever, but it had the most annoying humans characters. I didn’t care if they all died. The sloth was cute. And honestly really impressive with the literacy, tech skills, and murder.

I liked sharknado more, but Alpha is adorable. If I’m going to be killed petting something I shouldn’t, at least she’s cute enough to make it worth it.