boring and too predictable. I felt like a time traveler watching this. I could predict what was gonna happen at every scene.

How can this be an origin movie and there's no reference to Snake Eye's vow of silence? Did he decide to stop talking when he joined the Joes?

That was entertaining movie. Not sure what all the negative reviews are taking about. Just turn of your brain & be entertained for 2 hours. What more can you ask for?

If you think this was boring, you haven’t watched The Green Knight. Now that was boring as fuck. You literally want to shoot your brains out.

If you think this movie is a poor adaptation of the original comic books, you clearly have not watched DC Comics shows and movies….now that’s some serious pile of shit.

Overall this was a good escape from reality for 2 hours.

Boring, how can they even make shit like this?

Only reason I was always crazy about G.I. Joe movies is because of Snake Eyes. This whole movie is about him, but I didn't feel his presence in it. The original Snake Eyes actor is Ray Park. When i found out a different guy is cast in this new movie, the posture, the move, the walk, everything felt out of place for me. Why was it so hard for y'all to cast the same guy!

Not to mention the predictable, clichéd, boring story. Even the action scenes were laughable. A total let down. I'm not going below 5 because the acting was somewhat decent.

Although she had read a different origin, she has been entertained and good for the fights. The Arashikage are very ecological and use electric cars and motorcycles

Samara Weaving wasn't in this nearly enough!

What the f*** have I Just watched? This movie is just bad. Bad actors, particularly storm shadow, bad plot, bad action scenes, bad fights, bad pacing... The only thing it had going for it was the scenary.


You know when someone says a 12 year old wrote something... That applies to this movie story. I Don't remember watching a movie where so many characters change allegeance so fast in that short span.
If you came thinking you'd see the interesting snake eyes from the first movie, just forget it. Unless we're talking about the ending where all the sudden he turns into the master of ninjas, after no training what so ever... And no... those ridiculous challenges don't count as training.

Some one must have lost a bet to make this s**t.

And that final fight... Please... If you can endure purely bad movies you should watch just for that... It's so ridiculous, I couldn't stop laughing. Seriously... My face got numb. It looks like those parody movies like the ones from 300, and fast and furious.

Anyway, Snake Eyes is an asshole

This movie was terrible. Even if you are watching it just for the action and not for the story or acting, it still leaves much to be desired. Knowing that Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow are probably the 2 most beloved characters of the franchise, you think they would have tried harder. The actor that played Snake Eyes was decent, but pretty much everyone else with lines was garbage. Especially Baroness, Scarlett and Storm Shadow. I really wish someone would have got this right. Even WB DC comic shows have been better than this and that is saying a lot. Woulda been nice if they coulda captured the feel of a show like Daredevil or Punisher and brought that to this movie, instead it felt like…I don’t even know?…but not good.

A better movie than Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.

A bit boring, shallow plot and too predictable. But at least an action movie without yet another DC/Marvel powered-one. Although that jewel was a bit b.s. Kinda in doubt if its 6 out of 10 or 7 out of 10. It was entertaining enough.

Couldn’t continue - it was so terrible !!!!

Boring, slept more than once, nowadays movies become more action mpre than the story itself

another generic bubble gum action flick....geez Hollywood!

I've rarely seen such a predictable plot. No surprise, no suspense, no entertainment. You really must have only the most rudimentary writing skills for such a lacklustre performance.
The action scenes aren't too exciting either.

But the greatest joke were the performances of The Baroness and Scarlett. Felt like a parody.

It's too hand wavey to by great, but it is fun. I enjoyed my time, it just kinda shot itself in the foot with too much of the cornball at the end. At the same time, that's also pretty true to G.I. Joe. At least it's way better than the other movies.

This movie left me at the altar! I wanted it to be awesome. But, alas...it sucked. Snake Eyes is the baddest G.I. Joe IMO. The story doesn't live up to it's own description. He isn't taught anything by the clan, except mystical shit you can read in any meditation book!!! And he gets the suit as an afterthought!!!! In the climactic scene, it almost felt like the pose at the end of Street Fighter. Total cheese! Baroness and Scarlett were as "bad" as Michael Jackson. And the fact that the G.I. Joe organization drives around in Hyundais is deplorable! Wait for HBO MAX.

Dear Hollywood, please let this franchise RIP back in the 80's. thankyoumuch

You know a movie is bad when you end up sleeping in it, I've never seen an action movie that was this boring or maybe I have but I just forgot. Henry Golding sweetie, I'm so sorry but you can do better. The camera was very shaky during the fighting sequences which was very distracting. [spoiler] He literally got his name from a villain that killed his father, like that's where his iconic name came from? Tragic, I can write a better backstory than this mess. Also in the battle, why the hell was the villain just standing still when the entire group of heroes were in front of him, must have been blinded by the power of family. [/spoiler]

Story = 5
Cinematography = 5
Soundtrack = 5
Production Design = 6
Acting = 5

Overall score = 5/10

Stunk up the joint. Acting was good but the story was pointless and dull. Made me long for really bad Shaw Brothers movies. Not bad in a good way either. Just prefunctionary.