| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Anita Burger | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hairstylist |
Ashley Rowe | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 Brian Gibson | Crew | Directing | Director |
Caroline Harris | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Clive Langer | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Dick Clement | Crew | Production | Executive Producer, Writer |
Gail Stevens | Crew | Production | Casting |
 Ian La Frenais | Crew | Production | Executive Producer, Writer |
Max Gottlieb | Crew | Art | Production Design |
 Morag Ross | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Department Head |
Peter Boyle | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Rebecca Alleway | Crew | Art | Set Decoration |
Sarah Jane Cornish | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Sarah Love | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hairstylist |
Steve Clark-Hall | Crew | Production | Line Producer |
Tarquin Gotch | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
Waldo Roeg | Crew | Production | Unit Production Manager |
Richard Glass | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Contact Lens Technician |
Jemma Scott-Knox-Gore | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Contact Lens Technician |
 Alex Palmer | Cast | Actor | Young Les |
 Alphonsia Emmanuel | Cast | Actress | Camille |
 Anita Carey | Cast | Actress | Tax Woman |
 Anneka Svenska | Cast | Actress | Hugh's Dutch Girlfriend (uncredited) |
 Bill Nighy | Cast | Actor | Ray Simms |
 Billy Connolly | Cast | Actor | Hughie |
 Brian Capron | Cast | Actor | Senior Executive |
 Bruce Byron | Cast | Actor | Snotty Reporter |
 Bruce Robinson | Cast | Actor | Brian Lovell |
 Daisy Donovan | Cast | Actress | Female Reporter |
 Danny Webb | Cast | Actor | Clive |
David Henry | Cast | Actor | Tax Inspector |
 Dean Lennox Kelly | Cast | Actor | Pizza Boy |
 Donna Air | Cast | Actress | Dutch Hitch-Hiker |
Eric Jorrin | Cast | Dutch Citizen (uncredited) | |
 Frances Barber | Cast | Actress | Lady in Black |
 Francis Magee | Cast | Actor | Hockney |
 Hans Matheson | Cast | Actor | Luke Shand |
 Helena Bergström | Cast | Actress | Astrid Simms |
 Jimmy Nail | Cast | Actor | Les Wickes |
Julian Sims | Cast | Actor | Steve Greenblatt |
 Juliet Aubrey | Cast | Actress | Karen Knowles |
 Lee Williams | Cast | Actor | Young Keith |
Luke Garrett | Cast | Young Hughie | |
 Mackenzie Crook | Cast | Actor | Dutch Kid |
 Peter Baynham | Cast | Actor | Kevin |
 Phil Daniels | Cast | Actor | Neil Gaydon |
 Rachael Stirling | Cast | Actress | Clare Knowles |
 Rupert Penry-Jones | Cast | Actor | Young Ray |
Sabina Michael | Cast | Dutch Receptionist | |
 Stephen Rea | Cast | Actor | Tony Costello |
Steve Ubels | Cast | Actor | Dutch Local |
 Timothy Spall | Cast | Actor | David "Beano" Baggot |
Jason Green | Cast | Adam | |
Sean McKenzie | Cast | Actor | Young Beano |
 Phil Davis | Cast | Actor | Limo Driver |
Candida Gubbins | Cast | Actress | Waitress 2 |
 Sheila Reid | Cast | Actress | Mrs. Baggot |
 Luke D'Silva | Cast | Actor | Spanish Bar Man |
 Zoë Ball | Cast | Zoë | |
Margaret Blakemore | Cast | Actress | Waitress 1 |
Christopher Wild | Cast | Apprentice | |
Ralph Van Dijk | Cast | Club 4 Owner | |
 Delroy Atkinson | Cast | Actor | Jason |
Virginia Clay | Cast | Actress | Young Karen |
Matthew Finney | Cast | Young Brian | |
Gavin Kennedy | Cast | Young Tony | |
Andy Nichol | Cast | Gary | |
Justin Grattan | Cast | Not Morrissey | |
Mikayla Jones | Cast | Natasha | |
Jeffrey Harmer | Cast | Dutch Policeman | |
Leelo Ross | Cast | Dutch Lady | |
 Taylor Murphy | Cast | Actor | Yeahman (uncredited) |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
