| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Chad Ferrin | Crew | Directing | Director |
Doug Sakmann | Crew | Production | Production Manager |
Gabriel Friedman | Crew | Directing | Director, Editor, Writer |
 India Allen | Crew | Directing | Director, Executive Producer |
 Lloyd Kaufman | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer |
 Michael Herz | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Ramzi Abed | Crew | Production | Line Producer |
Brian Spitz | Crew | Directing | Director |
Mark C. Adams | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Adam Jahnke | Cast | Purse Snatcher | |
 Antonia Dorian | Cast | Actress | Larry the Stripper |
Arban Ornelas | Cast | Soul Stripper (as Arban) | |
 Debbie Rochon | Cast | Actress | Zelda Lipschitz / Herself |
Doug Sakmann | Cast | Actor | Party Goer |
 Eli Roth | Cast | Actor | Party Goer |
Elwood Carlisle | Cast | Private Dick Sam Black | |
India Allen | Cast | Actress | Sally Sterks |
 James Gunn | Cast | Actor | Himself |
Jamie Greco | Cast | Surly Crack-Head Trannie | |
 Jason Sklar | Cast | Actor | News Anchor |
 Joe Fleishaker | Cast | Actor | Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm |
Joel Himelhoch | Cast | Actor | Chief Doublestump |
John Williamette | Cast | Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy | |
 Julie Strain | Cast | Actress | Ivanna Dance / Demanda |
 Kevin Eastman | Cast | Actor | Travis Dance |
 Kevin Thigpen | Cast | Actor | Black Guy #2 |
Lloyd Kaufman | Cast | Actor | The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice) |
Paul Salamoff | Cast | Office Chair Victim | |
Ramzi Abed | Cast | Actor | Guy at the Party |
 Randy Sklar | Cast | Actor | News Anchor |
Rob Zazzali | Cast | Timmy | |
 Ron Jeremy | Cast | Actor | Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt) |
 Stephen Blackehart | Cast | Actor | Himself (uncredited) |
 Ted Raimi | Cast | Actor | Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson) |
Timothy Muskatell | Cast | Guy Who Finds the Space Ship | |
 Trent Haaga | Cast | Actor | Guy at the Party |
 Trey Parker | Cast | Actor | Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz) |
Crystal Cartwright | Cast | Actress | Woman on Balcony (uncredited) |
Elizabeth Johnson | Cast | Actress | James' Assistant |
Gared Williams | Cast | Bouncer | |
Isabelle Stephen | Cast | Lesbian Art Student #1 | |
James Ojala | Cast | Actor | Monster Meat |
Kelli Powers | Cast | Actress | Lesbian Art Student #2 |
 Lizzy Strain | Cast | Actress | Party Goer |
 Masuimi Max | Cast | Actress | Sexy Asian Vampire |
 Ronn Surels | Cast | Actor | Deke the Red Herring |
Josh Taylor | Cast | Actor | Fake Zit Guy |
 Jorge Garcia | Cast | Actor | Racoon Head |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
