| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Andrew Z. Davis | Crew | Production | Production Manager, Associate Producer |
 Bill Fishman | Crew | Writing | Screenplay, Director, Story |
 Bob Brown | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Bojan Bazelli | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 Brad Einhorn | Crew | Art | Property Master |
Bryan Duggan | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
 Catherine Hardwicke | Crew | Art | Production Design |
Chris Ubick | Crew | Art | Set Dresser |
 Don Diers | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Elizabeth Flaherty | Crew | Art | Art Department Coordinator |
Elizabeth McBride | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Glory Fioramonti | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Jan Evans | Crew | Directing | Script Supervisor |
Jeanette Browning | Crew | Sound | Sound Recordist |
Jim Herzfeld | Crew | Writing | Story |
 Josh King | Crew | Directing | First Assistant Director |
Matthew Iadarola | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
 Michael Nesmith | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Peter McCarthy | Crew | Writing | Screenplay, Producer, Story |
Robert S. Lecky | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Ryan Rowe | Crew | Writing | Story |
 Victoria Thomas | Crew | Production | Casting |
Wayne Heitman | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Eric Barrett | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
 Nigel Harrison | Crew | Sound | Music Supervisor |
Leslie A. Leitner | Crew | Art | Assistant Art Director |
Mondo Jenkins | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 'Weird Al' Yankovic | Cast | Actor | Himself |
Angelo Moore | Cast | Ranchbone | |
Billy Ferrick | Cast | Cube Squared | |
Bob McLean | Cast | FBI Man #2 | |
 Bobcat Goldthwait | Cast | Actor | Get Rich Quick Guy |
 Clu Gulager | Cast | Actor | Norman Mart |
 Coati Mundi | Cast | Actor | Bald Executive |
 Connie Stevens | Cast | Actor | June Tager |
 Courtney Love | Cast | Actress | Norman's Spanker (uncredited) |
Dan Blom | Cast | Actor | Cube Squared |
 Danny Epper | Cast | Actor | Pimply Guard |
 David Anthony Higgins | Cast | Actor | Visual Aplomb |
 Don Cornelius | Cast | Actor | Mo Fuzz |
 Doug E. Fresh | Cast | Actor | Record Executive |
 Doug McClure | Cast | Actor | Sid Tager |
 Ebbe Roe Smith | Cast | Actor | Mr. G. |
 Jeannine Bisignano | Cast | Actress | Foxy Extra |
 Jello Biafra | Cast | Actor | FBI Man #1 |
 Jennifer Balgobin | Cast | Actress | Calypso Dancer |
 Jessica Walter | Cast | Actress | Kay Mart |
 Jim Ward | Cast | Actor | Dutch Reagan (voice) |
 Jo Harvey Allen | Cast | Actress | Madame Olga |
 John Cusack | Cast | Actor | Ivan Alexeev |
 John Durbin | Cast | Actor | Hitman #3 |
 John Fleck | Cast | Actor | Critic #1 |
John Lykes | Cast | Actor | Body Buddy |
 John Marshall Jones | Cast | Actor | Hitman #2 |
Junior Walker | Cast | Lester Diamond | |
 Katy Boyer | Cast | Actress | Belinda Mart |
 King Cotton | Cast | Roscoe | |
 Lee Arenberg | Cast | Actor | Norton |
 Lyle Alzado | Cast | Actor | You'll Never Make It In Show Biz guy |
 Martha Quinn | Cast | Actress | RVTV-VJ |
 Mary Crosby | Cast | Actress | Samantha Gregory |
Michael Franco | Cast | T-Shirt Vendor | |
Michael Nesmith | Cast | Actor | Water Man |
 Milton Selzer | Cast | Actor | Merlin Hinkle |
Patrick O'Neill | Cast | Actor | Student Journalist |
Peter McCarthy | Cast | Menudo Fan | |
 Rocky Giordani | Cast | Actor | Hitman #1 |
Sam Moore | Cast | Actor | Billy Diamond |
 Slavitza Jovan | Cast | Actress | Tish |
 Steve Higgins | Cast | Actor | Visual Aplomb |
 Stiv Bators | Cast | Actor | Dick Slammer |
 Susan Tyrrell | Cast | Actress | Nikki Morton |
 Sy Richardson | Cast | Actor | Bartender |
Tiiu Leek | Cast | Actress | News Anchor |
 Tim Robbins | Cast | Actor | Josh Tager |
 Xander Berkeley | Cast | Actor | Ricky Fell |
 Zander Schloss | Cast | Actor | Heavy Metal Fan |
Brian James | Cast | The Blender Children | |
 James Strong | Cast | Actor | Young Swanky Modes |
Thomas Persson | Cast | Cube Squared | |
Joe Cosentino | Cast | Stu Beaumont | |
 Scott St. James | Cast | Actor | News Reporter |
 Ted Nugent | Cast | Actor | Rock Star |
Ed Pansullo | Cast | Video Protector | |
Steve McCambridge | Cast | Window Washer | |
 Keith Joe Dick | Cast | Mr. B. | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
