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DavisNL says...
12 years ago
A sometimes heartfelt movie, ruined by Seth MacFarlane doing Seth MacFarlane.

Watching the trailer I rolled my eyes at the talking bear because it's the same schtick we see in everything MacFarlane does. However, I held out hope that the movie would somehow transcend his usual output, and it often does. There's a story here worth seeing is it wasn't for the writing falling back on the same 10 jokes we've been seeing in every episode of Family Guy (and the two Family Guy clones) since it debuted. It just isn't funny anymore.
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Mike_and_Molley-deleted-1422129833 says...
11 years ago
Absolutely a fabulous movie! Good idea with a twist of that special something!
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yannickrose says...
11 years ago
One of my best comedy !
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Schenley says...
12 years ago
Very funny; loved Ted saying "Oh, come on! I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin."

Actually a lot of very funny one-liners in this.

Good stuff, will watch again.
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Katana666 says...
6 years ago
Extremely funny, what an adventure this movie was, definetely in my top 100 in favourite movies, 10/10!
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MovieP4nda says...
9 years ago
One of the worst comedies I've ever seen. It was just so childish that it was hard to watch it. I mean the main character is like taken from a bad Disney movie, needing all sorts of help in life. And his main buddy, a teddy bear, is talking about dicks and weed all day and is generally only annoying. Is that supposed to be funny? Talking about cocks and drugs? It's like a childrens movie with random profanity tossed in here and there. I wouldn't recommend this to anyone.
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geekdame says...
10 years ago
As with the rest of SM's body of work, his humor is incredibly hit or miss with me. There were some great laughs here, but overall the movie was just alright.

Favorite laughs:
1. LOOK WHAT JESUS DID.
2. Cleaning up hooker shit.
3. Pretty much everything to do with Sam Jones.

Honorable mention goes to Ryan Reynolds turning up twice and not having a single line of dialogue.
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dudumaroja says...
10 years ago
It's a movie for people who like family guy and American dad, same type of jokes, if you don't like those you won't like this movie
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teacup70 says...
11 years ago
Trash
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noak says...
11 years ago
Incredibly annoying and unbelievably vulgar. Didn't enjoy my time at all.
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dnuc says...
11 years ago
Some good one liners but overall quite boring... Maybe I'm getting to old for this kind of movie...
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Teemo says...
11 years ago
I thought it would be more amusing to watch, but yeah - the beginning was funny. That's about it.
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Johnny.Lumsden says...
2 years ago
May be one of the greatest comedies of all time. The premise of this film child like but in R version with a teddy bear coming to life is just brilliant. If you are one for racist and slap dick comedy this movie is for you. But it also does a nice job of tending to the heart as there are some ups and downs in this film as it makes the audience fall in love with the bond of the main characters. But even in the most serious scenes there are some jokes that make you belly laugh.
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ViperDu'Vark says...
2 years ago
This film was really hilarious! Never have I laughed so much during a film at the theater before. Ted has what you would expect from an adult comedy - raunchy fun. Seth MacFarlane did a great job on his first big screen film. Besides its great points, I felt like the ending was a little weak and it was somewhat predictable but I guess all films are now; still a solid good comedy to watch.
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Aryion says...
2 years ago
Ted

Not much to say about this movie. A nice movie to watch with friends on a night out, but nothing special. Some of the jokes are a little too forced and some of the scenes are unnecessary and unfunny, but otherwise, if you want a laugh, it's the right movie.

And then there's Mila Kunis. I fucking love her.

5/10
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Narate says...
2 years ago
>"Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it but you can't get it drunk."

Hard not to laugh during this. Jokes are flying a million miles a minute and some don't land but so many do and by the end of the movie I actually cared about this teddy bear.
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Gabriel84 says...
7 years ago
Some funny lines buried under the vulgarity and the idiocy. Not my kind of humor, i wish I had not seen this.
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