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FAZYFAZ says...
10 months ago
Not funny enough to be a comedy, and not scary enough to be horror/thriller. Someone recommended this movie bc I love Scary Movie, but sadly this is nowhere near that level. The writing is just.. too weak. I would've forgiven it if it just been scary like Jordan Peele's movies, but no, it failed in that too. Very few deaths (and non creative ones at that) for a supposed slasher. Had no rewatchability. This is one of those movies that you will forget even existed by next year. Sad bc the premise had so much potential.
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Reply by Paladin5150
9 months ago
@fazyfaz - Agreed, but sadly, IMO, this is one of those movies that, if you dislike it and you're white, you get called the bad "R" word, but if you say you didn't like it and you're a person of color, you may get your "color" card revoked. For me, not only was the writing NOT very clever, but, the dialog, (especially the opening few minutes) sounded more like what Black people THINK White people think Black people talk like to each other when not in mixed company. Then they broke out the Uno reverse card, and made sure to include every imagined stereotype when one finds themselves amongst fellow flies awash in a crap-ton of buttermilk. Cue the "racist" cop, store owner(s) trope(s) as well as a riveting discussion as to who has greater, or lesser value based on skin tone, which, sadly, HAS some bearing, especially in past black society. I vividly remember discussions growing up about whose family had "good" hair, or were "Africa, or "Blue" Black. ("their boy is so dark, when he gets out the car, the oil light comes on) <br /> <br /> I almost didn't watch this at all when I saw Leah Butler was producing it, especially in the light of recent revelations concerning Oprah and the Daniel's gatekeeping in regards to the likes of Chapelle, Ice Cube, Kevin Hart, as well as Harvey Weinstein, Epstein Island and other nefarious allegations. Like Dave said, "It's a dirty game, and the only way to win is NOT to play".
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ChopsSake says...
10 months ago
This movie is a clear example of why Jordan Peele is so next level. It is also an example of how much better this genre has become. Not a great movie. But better than Scary Movie.
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Idek says...
4 months ago
Nowadays you have to be careful when laughing at certain issues, I think it was done correctly here. And the fact that horror is also defendable is an additional plus.
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kreesdqban says...
9 months ago
Went into it thinking it was going to be something like Scary Movie..... nothing like that. Painfully unfunny. Couldn't finish it.
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JimDarko says...
10 months ago
An interesting idea to have a meta horror comedy made by people that don’t appreciate or even like horror and also don’t like comedy.
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Jim222001 says...
10 months ago
It’s sort of like if Scary Movie was really a Horror/Comedy and not a spoof. The Blackening is as stupid as it is fun.
Jermaine Fowler as Clifton is like Steve Urcle in a Horror movie.
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JC230 says...
11 months ago
A fun, winning time, pure and simple. The cast is game and giving 100%, there’s some quality gags, a nice camaraderie, and a charming script. The story’s not as clever as it wants to be, but it doesn’t need to be, and seeing it in a theater with a bought in audience really completed the experience. Hope Tim Story gets to do more like this instead of FFs and Tom and Jerrys.
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DoubleDownAgain says...
7 months ago
Better than I expected it to be , not nearly as funny or as clever as the filmmakers think it is.
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Johnny.Lumsden says...
7 months ago
Now this is a great unique film as it is and isn't a dark comedy and horror movie at the same time. It keeps you on the edge of your seat the whole time waiting for either the next great joke or the next jump scare, as this film follows a group of black friends who are reuniting from their college days by renting out a cabin for the weekend but it suddenly turns into horror as they are seemingly hunted in the house. The plot development and character development is great, but what makes this for such a great watch is the uniqueness of the blend of racist comedy and horror. Its like "Haunted House" except that the horror part is actually real. And of course there is a big plot twist at the end.
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OffbeatParadox says...
7 months ago
Consistently funny. Definitely worth watching.
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madstvwriter says...
10 months ago
fun, surprisingly lighthearted, and endearing performances from the cast

I do feel like it played things a bit too safe and the ending/villain reveal was anticlimactic but overall a good time!
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CJSantilli says...
8 months ago
Rated a Connor 5, normal 7
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creshaytions says...
8 months ago
was fun, could have been shorter.
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RyeZoo says...
8 months ago
It had its moments of being funny. Just wish it had more bite. Played things fairly safe with the horror aspect and could have used a few more jokes. Entertaining enough to watch
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pigfaced says...
9 months ago
Painfully dull. makes scary movie 5 feel like a comedy .
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DefIsRok says...
10 months ago
If you understand that this is a comedic take on a horror movie and are black and aren't from vermont or are an oreo with a chocolate creme then you'll love this movie. It's chock full with a lot of inside black jokes so it's understandable if you don't like it
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Skythe says...
10 months ago
Not as good as Bodies Bodies Bodies, and the end was too long and had too much talk.

But overall, entertaining little slasher comedy. Well done, folks.
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boatoar says...
11 months ago
Had some good ideas and several solid moments throughout, but many were short lived and it slowed to a crawl in parts. Was expecting a little bit more pace to this. That said it featured some good performances. 6.1
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natebjones says...
10 months ago
A very self-aware comedy that knows exactly what it is and who is aimed at. It has some real laugh out loud moments and a clever plot that features all of the black horror tropes. Solid cast and great movie.
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The_Argentinian says...
9 months ago
I thought it was hilarious. The ending was predictable, though. The nerdy guy was miscast. And the villain didn't have the iconic design of other slasher movies.
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Saint Pauly says...
9 months ago
Like a Cajun barbecue on Juneteenth: tasty, cultural and blackened.
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