| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Cheri Ruff | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
 David Zucker | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Deborah Nadoolman | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Edward Ternes | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
George Folsey Jr. | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Igo Kantor | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Jerry Zucker | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Jim Abrahams | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 John Landis | Crew | Directing | Director |
Kim Jorgensen | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Larry Kostroff | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
Mike Hanks | Crew | Production | Casting |
Robert E. Collins | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Robert K. Weiss | Crew | Production | Producer |
Stephen M. Katz | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Rick Harvel | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Nancy Gillis | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hairstylist |
 Agneta Eckemyr | Cast | Actress | Ming Chow (segment "A Fistful of Yen") |
 Bill Bixby | Cast | Actor | Himself (segment "Headache Clinic") |
 Bong Soo Han | Cast | Actor | Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen") |
Boni Enten | Cast | Rita Filagree (segment "Courtroom") | |
 Branscombe Richmond | Cast | Actor | Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen") |
David Zucker | Cast | Actor | Various |
Derek Murcott | Cast | Actor | Pennington (segment "A Fistful of Yen") |
 Dick Yarmy | Cast | Actor | Taylor (segment "Courtroom") |
 Donald Sutherland | Cast | Actor | The Clumsy Waiter (segment "That's Armageddon") |
 Evan C. Kim | Cast | Actor | Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen") |
 Felix Silla | Cast | Actor | Crazed Clown (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble") |
 George Cheung | Cast | Actor | Guard #1 (segment "A Fistful of Yen") |
 George Lazenby | Cast | Actor | The Architect (segment "That's Armageddon") |
Gracia Lee | Cast | Guest #2 (segment "Household Odors") | |
 Henry Gibson | Cast | Actor | Himself (segment "United Appeal for the Dead") |
 Jack Baker | Cast | Actor | Man (segment "Sex Record") |
 Jeff Maxwell | Cast | Actor | Man (segment "Feel-A-Round") |
Jerry Zucker | Cast | Actor | Various |
Jim Abrahams | Cast | Actor | Various |
 John Cassisi | Cast | Actor | Teenage Volunteer |
John Landis | Cast | Actor | TV Technician Thrown by Gorilla (segment "A.M. Today") |
 Lenka Novak | Cast | Actress | Linda Chambers (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble") |
 Manny Perry | Cast | Actor | Big Jim Slade (segment "Sex Record") |
 Marcy Goldman | Cast | Actress | Housewife (segment "Household Odors") |
 Marilyn Joi | Cast | Actress | Cleopatra Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz") |
Michael McManus | Cast | Actor | Hornung (segment "Courtroom") |
 Phillip Rhee | Cast | Actor | Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen") |
 Richard Gates | Cast | Actor | Boy (segment "Eyewitness News") |
 Rick Baker | Cast | Actor | Dino (segment "A.M. Today") (as Richard A. Baker) |
Saul Kahan | Cast | Actor | Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz") |
 Shadoe Stevens | Cast | Actor | Voice Overs (voice) |
Sheila Rogers | Cast | Guest #3 (segment "Household Odors") | |
 Stephen Stucker | Cast | Actor | Stenographer (segment "Courtroom") |
 Tara Strohmeier | Cast | Actress | Girl (segment "Eyewitness News") |
 Tony Dow | Cast | Actor | Wally (segment "Courtroom") |
 Uschi Digard | Cast | Actress | Woman in Shower (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble") |
 Victoria Carroll | Cast | Actress | The Nurse (segment "That's Armageddon") |
 William Tregoe | Cast | Actor | John Fitzsimmons (segment "A.M. Today") |
Dulcie Jordan | Cast | Actress | Guest #1 (segment "Household Odors") |
Peggy Doyle | Cast | Actress | Auntie Em (segment "A Fistful of Yen") |
 Nancy Mann | Cast | Actress | Susan Joyce (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble") |
Colin Male | Cast | Spokesman (segment "Argon") / Voice Overs (voice) | |
Betsy Genson | Cast | Actress | Nancy Reems (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble") |
 Sharon Kaough | Cast | Actress | Woman (segment "Sex Record") |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
