Sometimes I curse the OCD that makes me have to watch to the end of every movie sequel :-(

Remember those days of laughing at the complete absurdity of Sharknado?
Remember the crazy creativity of the script writers?
Remember the overacting of that guy from Beverley Hills 90210 being exactly what was needed on movie like this?
Remember the awesomeness of watching sharks fall from the sky?
Remember when you could base a movie on more than a string of set pieces and cliches?

I do. I loved Sharknado (and could put up with the next couple of sequels). But none of that works here. This is rubbish. It's the quality of Birdemic.

And I seriously wonder about the booking agents of some of the cameos (I'm looking at you Neil deGrasse Tyson - why did they make you??).

I strongly recommend that you don't get attracted by the name, and move onto something better.