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Digital_Phreaker says...
12 months ago
If you enjoyed hearing Bert tell the story, you’ll probably enjoy this. A ton of fun, and lots of strong laughs. Iva Babić managed to unexpectedly steal the show with some great moments. Don't sleep on Family Matters!
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teer ertete says...
11 months ago
It's ok at best. Bert can't act even if his life depended on it. He's an above average standup and that's about it. I don't understand the hype. Decent attempt, very goofy performaces though. 6 /10
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hgram says...
12 months ago
This was SO much fun. I knew almost nothing about Bert Kreischer going in, and I absolutely loved it.

I was expecting crass comedy. What I was not expecting was [spoiler]a massive John Wick influence. [/spoiler]

Mark Hamill was great, and Iva Babić was fantastic. And it looks really good - dare I even say artistic? [spoiler]I can't believe it's only a $20 million budget.[/spoiler] This movie has no right being this good.

Did I do that??
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Reply by wolfkin
4 months ago
@hgram I urge you to see his stand up routine. It really contextualizes the movie. If you like the movie you'll really enjoy the set.
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JimDarko says...
11 months ago
There is almost something here but it’s completely drowning in so much plot. I root for action comedies but if you are going for it you need the action to rock it or you need the comedy to be so good it doesn’t matter. This mostly has neither outside of a few moments but I did like Bert’s action moments at the end.
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WingedMando says...
10 months ago
The movie and premise itself are good but are haunted by Bert’s horrible acting, and in my opinion more importantly, his whining and self pity throughout the whole movie. The rest of the cast are great and the storyline is a fun extension of his original story, but ironically he’s the piece that doesn’t fit. He would probs have been much better off reciting this story rather than acting in it. Overall solid movie, just skip watch the parts where he goes on small monologues of woe is me and you’ll have a fun time.
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KornManiak23 says...
10 months ago
This movie was boring, not funny at all, mostly stupid.
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Johcardo says...
7 months ago
_The Machine_ was an interesting watch for a fan of the Kreisher’s stand-up work. While I didn't have particularly high expectations, it had its moments. However, it largely stayed in line with what I anticipated. It's a film that delivers the style of humor you'd expect from the comedian, making it a familiar viewing experience but still not great.
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sSoNick says...
8 months ago
This was a B-movie through and through. Once you get past that hurdle, it's a fun time. This movie isn't going to change the world and clearly Kreisher knows it, but there are plenty of laughs to be found here
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dell221 says...
10 months ago
The weird movie I’ve seen in the last 3 years. The guy standup is terrible and he tries to bring it to the movie
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jshew937 says...
11 months ago
I’ve never been a big fan of brent chrysler but this movie was ok
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Copeland1994 says...
9 months ago
Bert Kreischer is out here doing his best Nick Cage Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent impression! Is it as good? Nope. But it does have plenty of parts that warrant a chuckle. I’m not sure how many non-Kreischer fans will dig this, but it’s a decent movie!

Rating: 2/5 - 65% - Not Recommended to Everyone
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Reply by Copeland1994
8 months ago
@copeland1994 <br /> <br /> When I was told to watch this again, I admittedly was not overly thrilled. It is a decent movie and it tries to be better than it actually is. Unfortunately, for this type of comedy I feel there is so much more room for this premise to have been better.<br /> <br /> Rating: 2/5 - 65% - Not Recommended to Everyone
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Lee Brown Barrow says...
5 months ago
I know nothing about Bert but on the basis of this movie, he needs funnier material.
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BaconBitsServerAge says...
5 months ago
This is the best movie adaptation of a stand-up bit turned viral video I've ever seen.
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