The VelociPastor

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2018

1h 15m

Not Rated

English

Horror, Action, Comedy

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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

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The VelociPastor

Not Rated

Movie

2018

1h 15m

English

Horror, Action, Comedy

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Cast

Doug Jones

Carol

Chinese Villager

Altair

Father Stewart

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Frankie Mermaid

Nicholas M. Garofolo

Hobo

Zachary Steere

Dinosaur Suit Performer

Sam the White Ninja

Ali

Surgeon

Wei Chan

Doug's Mom

Vietnam Soldier 1

Doug's Dad

Directed By: Brendan Steere

Written By: Brendan Steere

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Mali2016 says...

4 years ago

She’s fine. This killed me.

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nauip says...

4 years ago

This was a great bad movie.

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Acoucalancha says...

one year ago

>*"And why is my name Frankie Mermaid?" "Cause you're swimming in bitches." "You're goddamn right!"* A priest with velociraptor powers teams up with a hooker doctor lawyer to fight some ninjas doing coke contraband - If that's not the best script ever written in Hollywood, I don't know what is! ***The VelociPastor*** is pretty much done on a non-existant budget and it's 100% a so bad it's good parody movie, and a very good one at that. It's guaranteed fun and laughs. It surprised me a few times with how funny it got and the romance storyline is decent. My favorite parts were Father Stewart's flashback and the fight in the third act. The humor is very similar to *Kung Pow: Enter the Fist* and maybe *Austin Powers* so if that's your kind of comedy, I think this one's a safe bet. Can't wait for the sequel(s)!

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TheMadCodger says...

2 months ago

This was actually a really good bad movie. Like if Monty Python filmed a ninja flick? It definitely doesn't take itself seriously, which made it all the better. The hooker doctor lawyer was probably the best of them all.

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