| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Biaffra | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Félix Bergés | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Supervisor |
José Luis Arrizabalaga | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Lala Huete | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Raúl Romanillos | Crew | Crew | Special Effects Manager |
 Roque Baños | Crew | Sound | Music |
 Santiago Segura | Crew | Directing | Director, Screenplay, Executive Producer |
 Unax Mendía | Crew | Crew | Cinematography, Director of Photography |
 Blanca Sánchez | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hairdresser |
Mapa Pastor | Crew | Editing | Editor |
David Acereto | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Eduardo Díaz | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects |
Mamen Moya | Crew | Production | Casting |
 María Luisa Gutiérrez | Crew | Production | Producer |
Antonio «Mármol» Rodríguez | Crew | Sound | Sound |
Carlos Garrido | Crew | Sound | Sound Mixer |
Fernanda Cueva | Crew | Production | Producer |
Pepe Quetglas | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Sebastian Uriel Feldman | Crew | Production | Location Assistant |
 Andreu Buenafuente | Cast | Actor | Dominguero |
 Carlos Iglesias | Cast | Actor | Benito |
Carlos Pumares | Cast | Sr. Maqueda | |
 Carmen Ruiz | Cast | Actress | Prostituta (uncredited) |
Cañita Brava | Cast | Actor | Antoñito |
 Chiquito de la Calzada | Cast | Actor | Parrondo |
 Dani Martín | Cast | Actor | Yonki amigo Josito |
 Edda Díaz | Cast | Actress | Señora pasajera |
 Eduardo Gómez | Cast | Actor | Hombre del hotel |
 Enrique Villén | Cast | Actor | Salas |
 Fabio Testi | Cast | Actor | Montellini Roures |
 Florentino Fernández | Cast | Actor | Hombre del lavabo |
 Guillermo del Toro | Cast | Actor | Contacto Giannina (scenes deleted) |
 Helga Liné | Cast | Actress | Señorona 1 |
 Javier Gutiérrez | Cast | Actor | Solís |
 Jimmy Barnatán | Cast | Actor | José María |
 John Landis | Cast | Actor | Embajador árabe |
José Manuel Moya | Cast | Actor | Calvo Téllez |
 José María Rubio | Cast | Actor | Barragán |
 Maite Pastor | Cast | Actress | Azafata |
 Marcos Mundstock | Cast | Actor | Jefe mercenarios |
 Marisa Medina | Cast | Actress | Manoli |
Nicolás Fernández Luna | Cast | Estrella invitada (scenes deleted) | |
 Oliver Stone | Cast | Actor | Inglés borracho |
Santiago Segura | Cast | Actor | José Luis Torrente |
 Santiago Urrialde | Cast | Actor | Manolito |
 Tony Leblanc | Cast | Actor | Torrentes Großmutter |
 Torbe | Cast | Actor | Ninja triste 2 |
 Xavier Deltell | Cast | Actor | Linares |
 Yvonne Sciò | Cast | Actress | Giannina Ricci |
 Carlos Latre | Cast | Actor | Pepito |
Damián Ramos | Cast | Primo Cuco | |
 Eduardo García | Cast | Actor | Torrente niño |
Enrique Sarasola | Cast | Policía 1 | |
 Iker Casillas | Cast | Actor | Íker Casillas |
 Iván Helguera | Cast | Actor | Iván Helguera |
 Jaime Ordóñez | Cast | Actor | Ordoñez |
 José María Gutiérrez | Cast | Actor | Guti |
 José Mota | Cast | Actor | Josito |
José Ramón Zabaleta | Cast | Mecánico | |
 Luis Larrodera | Cast | Actor | Menéndez |
Richy Castellanos | Cast | Camuñas | |
Ruth Zanon | Cast | Actress | Fiorella |
 Silvia Gambino | Cast | Actress | Vanessa |
 Pablo Pinedo | Cast | Actor | Contreras |
 Fernando Torres | Cast | Actor | Fernando Torres |
María Dolores González | Cast | Abuela niño Barça | |
Fernando Sáez | Cast | Geo 1 | |
El Risitas | Cast | Actor | Robledillo |
 Usun Yoon | Cast | Actress | Masajista 1 |
Juan Miguel Fernández | Cast | Vizcarra | |
Fernando Torrente | Cast | Cliente | |
 Paco Collado | Cast | Actor | Geo 2 |
Jerónimo Cantero | Cast | Calatrava | |
Luixy Toledo | Cast | Ramírez | |
Emiliana Olmedo | Cast | Vecina beata 2 | |
Methieu Fremont | Cast | Azafato | |
Héctor Alba | Cast | Mahmoud Alnaib | |
Lee Lorentz | Cast | Mister Bush | |
 Matías Prats Jr. | Cast | Actor | Locutor informativo (voice) (uncredited) |
Orlando Abad | Cast | Nelson | |
Jaime Lacasa | Cast | Piloto | |
Mami Quevedo | Cast | Guardaespaldas Giannina | |
Habdou Diarra | Cast | Orador camerunés | |
José M. Grande | Cast | Churriti | |
Martin Czehmester | Cast | Coloso | |
Nicolás Rodríguez-Villar | Cast | El de la máscara | |
Jorge Segura | Cast | Geo 3 | |
Santiago Barullo | Cast | Nigeriano | |
Regino Arellano | Cast | Arellano | |
César Román | Cast | Abdul | |
Susana Rugama | Cast | Muchacha alegre | |
Briguithe Valderrama | Cast | Muchacha alegre | |
 Lucía Lapiedra | Cast | Actress | Show Girl |
María Luisa Osorio | Cast | Vecina beata 1 | |
Ana María Sobrino | Cast | Novia Damian | |
 Hicham Malayo | Cast | Salim | |
Mario Calvo Gutiérrez | Cast | Niño Barça | |
Bea Morillas | Cast | Mujer del dominguero | |
Vanesa Zamora | Cast | Chica joven | |
María Jesús Blascerra | Cast | Virtudes | |
Albert Canil | Cast | Ecologista | |
 Fofito | Cast | Actor | Telescópico |
Fran Murcia | Cast | Guardaespaldas Giannina | |
Juanma Ortega | Cast | Estrella invitada (scenes deleted) | |
Cristina Charro | Cast | Meretriz | |
 El Fary | Cast | Actor | El Fary |
Carola Baleztena | Cast | Araceli | |
 Mad Crampi | Cast | Ninja triste 1 | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
