Pretentious but shallow piece of chaos. I hate movies that are artsy for the sake of being artsy. _White Noise_ is worse than bad, it's the kind of bad that thinks it's deep and profound, it feels like provocation for provocation's sake.

I admire it for its creativity and ambition but this is one of those movies that gets off on being weird, which I really dislike. The dialogue and manner of speech was truly awful and distracting. The words play out so contrived, like they were told to perform a table read on set. Noah Baumbach watched _I'm Thinking Of Ending Things_ and thought, _"I can do that"_, and somehow made something even more _~~I Am Very Smart_.

Bless anyone that finishes this movie. Not for me in the slightest. I feel like this is the kind of movie you've gotta be in the right mood to enjoy. I was not in the right mood.