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User Comments for: xXx: Return of Xander Cage

TheStretchedElf says...
7 years ago
The decline of modern cinema in 90 mins.

Is this for kids or grownups? The sex, violence and f-bombs suggest the latter but the "plot", "dialogue" and cartoonish characters suggests otherwise.

Why do all these military expert-cum-martial arts masters go into battle dressed like they're in a hip hop video? And by that I mean the men are in leather jackets, vests and "bling", while the women are dressed like prostitutes. The main female characters are anyway. The female extras _are_ prostitutes.

Garbage all round.
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samcroishere@gmail.com says...
7 years ago
Terrible movie. Terrible acting. Terrible stunts. Terrible sequel. Terrible logic. Terrbile plot. Terrible.
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Reply by izzmo
7 years ago
@corn well it wasn't a reboot, but I agree on all other accounts.
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Walrus_Master says...
7 years ago
Overdone plot, a bunch of useless characters, and an abundance of cringey dialogue. Some of VIN Diesel's stunts are pretty cool though
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great_vc says...
7 years ago
Holy crap it was bad! How come this was not up for a Razzie Award ? Horrible plot and abysmal dialogues
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OfficialKramoon says...
7 years ago
I really expected more. I agree with everyone here criticizing the lame story and abysmal (at times, okay most of the time) dialogues, but holy shit have you seen these VFX? I have not seen anything that bad in the past few years. The only way this movie is enjoyable is if you don't care about the story and just want to witness some cool stunts (which were definitely there) but these VFX and the story in general are annoyingly bad.
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FernandoSaiote says...
7 years ago
The worst movie i've ever seen and i watch a lot of movies
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juliosoft says...
7 years ago
Eve more incleibles thingstan fast and furious, but fast and furious havas better characters and action scenes
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Thici says...
7 years ago
This is just a movie with absolute zero story and when pretty much nothing makes sense. Just a hot mess, to the very start to the end.
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DatBabyAintMine says...
5 years ago
Super cheesy. One good thing came from it... I got to add Ruby Rose and Deepika Padukone to my dream girl list.
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CzarYe14 says...
5 years ago
I've never seen any xxx movie. It was airing on tv yesterday so I just watched it. It was so dumb that it was actually good until the 3rd act. That completely destroyed the movie's dumbness...
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Jim222001 says...
6 years ago
So goofy that it feels more like a Kingsman movie.
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LarZieJ says...
2 years ago
"Rock, paper, scissors, grenade launcher."

xXx: Return of Xander Cage is just one fun fun fun film. Any film starring Donnie Yen gets a plus for me. Mix it up with goofy Vin Diesel, Tony Jaa, badass Ruby Rose, Nina Dobrev the tech-geek, kumquat, the Hound, it takes two flushes, the ridiculous set pieces, Vin Diesel's fur coat, Samuel L. Jackson is still the best spy boss, Ice Cube!, that car you've seen before and the reading between the lines.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage was a fun rewatch and will probably still be fun the next time I decide to watch this. A sequel being in the works for a couple of years has me excited and hopefully continues the trend to not take itself so seriously.

And let us all be happy that Neymar didn't roll around pretending to be hurt!
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Yomie says...
2 years ago
It is the dumbest, cheesiest movie I've seen in years and I loved almost every moment of it. The only thing the movie needed was less Ruby Rose and more Michael Bisping. 11/10 would recommend it to absolutely everyone.
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Stevemanics says...
2 years ago
Enjoyable trash. If you were expecting something serious or realistic, why did you watch an xXx film?
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