Extra point for nostalgia. I caught the last half or so of this ages ago as a kid, in a hotel somewhere, and decided to finally find out how this wacky adventure started. Unfortunately, adult me has discovered that the writing isn't terribly tight and _wow_ are the characters one-dimensional. Even by Disney Channel Original Movie standards, there's a lot of room for improvement.

Maybe the neatest thing about _Zenon_ is having a very young Raven on the cast, closely followed by all the fun space/science themed slang the writers came up with for this universe, even if some of the words are overused to the point of losing their meanings.

I wonder if CinemaSins has done this one… At the very least, I think [spoiler]Zenon managing to get the right access code two seconds before Total System Failure[/spoiler] should qualify for a cliché demerit.