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Bad Movie Beatdown

 (2009)

Streaming Episode Guide

Season 1
7
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Season 1  
7
Special: Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
Episode 17 - 12-24-2009
23m
Film Brain returns for a holiday special, to battle Christmas With the Kranks, a strangely contradictory movie in which the spirit of Christmas is based entirely in crass commercialism.
 8.6/10
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Haven't Seen
Special Christmas With The Kranks 2004
The Jazz Singer (1980)
Episode 16 - 10-24-2009
25m
Film Brain Vs a remake of a 1920s movie with Neil Diamond and Laurence Olivier. Plus some cameos.
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Haven't Seen
The Jazz Singer 1980
Far Cry (2008)
Episode 15 - 10-08-2009
20m
Film Brain takes on an Uwe Boll movie. Will he ever be the same after it?
 6.2/10
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Haven't Seen
Far Cry 2008
The Time Machine (2002)
Episode 14 - 10-01-2009
20m
Film Brain takes a trip back to the dark days of 2002 to review the abysmal remake/adaptation of H.G. Wells' masterpiece!
 7.2/10
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Haven't Seen
The Time Machine 2002
Meteor (1979)
Episode 13 - 9-17-2009
22m
Sean Connery in a bad disaster movie. At least it isn't Zardoz, right? RIGHT?!
 7.3/10
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Haven't Seen
Meteor 1979
Monkeybone (2001)
Episode 12 - 9-10-2009
22m
Brandon Fraser and Whoopi Goldberg can't save this opus about a man and his crazy cartoon character!
 7.1/10
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Haven't Seen
Monkeybone 2001
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Episode 11 - 9-03-2009
23m
With the Final Destination on the horizon, Buck takes on the third in the series. Will he tempt fate?
 6.3/10
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Haven't Seen
Final Destination 3 2006
AVP: Alien VS Predator (2004)
Episode 10 - 8-28-2009
26m
"Whoever wins, we lose!" An honest tagline for once!
 7.3/10
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Haven't Seen
AVP Alien VS Predator 2004
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
Episode 9 - 8-14-2009
28m
Harrison Ford in a movie where there's no homicide. Just him eating donuts during sex. Oh and real estate. Yeah...
 7.4/10
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Haven't Seen
Hollywood Homicide 2003
On Deadly Ground (1994)
Episode 8 - 8-07-2009
28m
Steven Seagal in a bad action movie with an environmental message!
 6.6/10
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Haven't Seen
On Deadly Ground 1994
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Episode 7 - 7-31-2009
28m
Another bad Eddie Murphy movie gets what's coming to it!
 7.1/10
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Haven't Seen
Beverly Hills Cop III 1994
Transmorphers (2007)
Episode 6 - 7-10-2009
28m
Terminator Meets Transformers. Film Brain transforms and rolls out to terminate this Asylum made ripoff.
 7/10
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Haven't Seen
Transmorphers 2007
Darkness Falls (2003)
Episode 5 - 7-03-2009
26m
The PG-13 horror movie is targeted this time around as Film Brain pulls ITS teeth out!
 8/10
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Haven't Seen
Darkness Falls 2003
Seraphim Falls (2007)
Episode 4 - 6-26-2009
28m
With a new intro, get ready to run with Film Brain as he takes on pretentious mumblefest western Seraphim Falls. The chase is on!
 7.4/10
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Haven't Seen
Seraphim Falls 2007
Equilibrium (2002)
Episode 3 - 6-19-2009
31m
The long-awaited review of Equilibrium as Film Brain shows no mercy in this fully-loaded, guns-blazing and controversial assault on the action fest
 6.2/10
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Haven't Seen
Equilibrium 2002
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Episode 2 - 4-14-2009
25m
Bad Movie Beatdown gets a turbo-charged upgrade, as Film Brain rams and shunts the surprisingly dull "The Fast and the Furious", in 'anticipation' of the fourth movie in the franchise.
 5.6/10
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Haven't Seen
The Fast and the Furious 2001
Pluto Nash (AKA The Adventures of Pluto Nash) (2002)
Episode 1 - 4-06-2009
24m
The first season of Bad Movie Beatdown begins with the infamous Eddie Murphy flop "Pluto Nash". As he reviews the movie, Film Brain soon discovers that big names and special effects can't fix poor plotting and jokes, soon growing infuriated by the ludicrious plot twists.
 6.4/10
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Haven't Seen
Pluto Nash AKA The Adventures of Pluto Nash 2002
Top 5 Episodes
Top 5 Highest Rated Episodes
Special: Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
Episode 17 - 12-24-2009
23m
Film Brain returns for a holiday special, to battle Christmas With the Kranks, a strangely contradictory movie in which the spirit of Christmas is based entirely in crass commercialism.
 8.6/10
Set Title Status
Haven't Seen
Special Christmas With The Kranks 2004
Darkness Falls (2003)
Episode 5 - 7-03-2009
26m
The PG-13 horror movie is targeted this time around as Film Brain pulls ITS teeth out!
 8/10
Set Title Status
Haven't Seen
Darkness Falls 2003
Seraphim Falls (2007)
Episode 4 - 6-26-2009
28m
With a new intro, get ready to run with Film Brain as he takes on pretentious mumblefest western Seraphim Falls. The chase is on!
 7.4/10
Set Title Status
Haven't Seen
Seraphim Falls 2007
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
Episode 9 - 8-14-2009
28m
Harrison Ford in a movie where there's no homicide. Just him eating donuts during sex. Oh and real estate. Yeah...
 7.4/10
Set Title Status
Haven't Seen
Hollywood Homicide 2003
AVP: Alien VS Predator (2004)
Episode 10 - 8-28-2009
26m
"Whoever wins, we lose!" An honest tagline for once!
 7.3/10
Set Title Status
Haven't Seen
AVP Alien VS Predator 2004
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