Bard of Blood

A very bad adaptation of an already bad novel. I hate those sequences where the hero is just hanging around in the open, talking to somebody, and bad guys with guns are never able to hit him, but he is able to kill every single one of them. He also seems to have taken some lessons from Hugh Jackman, because one moment blood is spraying out from a knife wound in his gut, the next moment he is just punching somebody, and later, just panting and waving to people, and his t-shirt just has a small cut in the fabric where the knife went through. Also, everything looks and sounds so staged. The actors speaking a foreign tongue and a foreign dialect should have had more seatings with whoever the language expert was. And why, why would these people adapting from a thin paperback with a wafer-thin plot try to go for a second season is just beyond me, but even I have to admit, there's money to be made. A lot of it.