Barney Miller
(1975)Streaming Episode Guide
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Season 8
Landmark (3)
Episode 22 - 5-20-1982
30m
Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Harris contemplates his resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.
9/10Where to watch
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Landmark (2)
Episode 21 - 5-13-1982
30m
The 12th Precinct is sold; Dietrich arrests the head of a crime school; Luger tries to duck out on his mail-order bride.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Landmark (1)
Episode 20 - 5-06-1982
30m
Wojo's discover of an ancient weapon puts the 12th Precinct up for sale.
8/10Where to watch
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Bones
Episode 19 - 4-29-1982
30m
A museum presses charges when an Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit; a scoutmaster catches a mugger.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Altercation
Episode 18 - 4-09-1982
30m
Harris and Arnold come to blows; a mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five year old crush on Barney.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Old Love
Episode 17 - 4-02-1982
30m
Dietrich's old flame pays a visit; a former child actor clubs an agent with a telephone.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Inquiry
Episode 16 - 3-26-1982
30m
Internal Affairs is called in when a charge of excessive force is leveled against Wojo; an angry parent takes action when his child is declined admission into an exclusive kindergarten.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Obituary
Episode 15 - 3-11-1982
30m
A newspaper obituary causes a stir when the subject turns up alive; the detectives snag a modern-day chicken thief.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Arrival
Episode 14 - 2-25-1982
30m
Luger's mail-order bride arrives; an elderly woman mugs a man.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Hunger Strike
Episode 13 - 2-18-1982
30m
Dietrich aids an elderly psychiatric patient who may be speaking a foreign language; a nuclear activist goes on a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Barney declines a deputy inspector nomination.
8/10Where to watch
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Chinatown (2)
Episode 12 - 2-11-1982
30m
Unless he confesses soon, Harris and Dietrich's unwilling roommate may witness another murder. Meanwhile, harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Chinatown (1)
Episode 11 - 2-04-1982
30m
A murder witness is uncooperative, so he, Harris and Dietrich are forced to share an apartment in seclusion until he talks; Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim.
8/10Where to watch
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The Clown
Episode 10 - 1-21-1982
30m
Street clowns fall prey to a serial mugger; a hundred inmates are sneaked out of holding in the middle of the night.
8/10Where to watch
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Examination Day
Episode 9 - 1-14-1982
30m
The detectives don uniforms while Levitt and the others take sergeant's exams; Luger, working with the squad, is overly rough with a collar, and later with Barney.
8/10Where to watch
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The Tontine
Episode 8 - 1-07-1982
30m
The penultimate survivor of a tontine attempts suicide in order to concede the money to his cousin.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Homeless
Episode 7 - 12-17-1981
30m
The 12th is overrun with homeless vagrants on Christmas; a greeting-card writer snaps; a cattle prod is the weapon of choice for a local merchant.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Games
Episode 6 - 12-10-1981
30m
A manufacturer of computer game processors is accused of espionage; a WAC supplements her income on the street.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Stress Analyzer
Episode 5 - 11-26-1981
30m
A job fair brings out the worst in a Peace Corps recruiter; Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.
8/10Where to watch
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Possession
Episode 4 - 11-19-1981
30m
A husband is assaulted for forcing his wife into designer jeans; a disorderly conduct report leads to a man who swears he's possessed by an evil spirit.
8.3/10Where to watch
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The Car
Episode 3 - 11-12-1981
30m
A car thief's conscience gets the better of him ... after twenty-five years; Levitt saves a child from a precarious fate; an overzealous sanitation officer goes to extremes.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Advancement
Episode 2 - 11-05-1981
30m
Luger wants Barney to pen a letter for his mail-order bride; a lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning entry; Harris gets a new book deal.
8/10Where to watch
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Paternity
Episode 1 - 10-29-1981
30m
Wojo's proven innocent of a paternity suit, but at a cost; a beauty queen is robbed; an irate theater patron vandalizes the theater.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Season 7
Liquidation
Episode 22 - 5-21-1981
30m
Harris is forced to liquidate his possessions to pay off his lawsuit.
7.9/10Where to watch
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The Rainmaker
Episode 21 - 5-14-1981
30m
The officers arrest a rainmaker, only discover that he was hired by the drought-ridden city; Wojo, Harris and Dietrich each consider a job opening in vice.
8/10Where to watch
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The Vests
Episode 20 - 5-07-1981
30m
The detectives are reluctant to wear their new bulletproof vests; Luger interviews them in case of the need for a quick obituary.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Riot
Episode 19 - 4-30-1981
30m
Luger takes a small disturbance with the Hassidic community and turns it into a full-scale riot; the squad discovers a survivalist couple setting up housekeeping in the sewers.
8.4/10Where to watch
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Lady and the Bomb
Episode 18 - 4-09-1981
30m
The verdict is in on the Harris/Ripner libel suit, and a woman threatens to blow up the squad room with a homemade bomb. What better time for Detective Fish to drop by for a visit?
8.4/10Where to watch
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The Doll
Episode 17 - 3-26-1981
30m
An expensive doll is abducted for ransom; a man claims he was swindled in exchange for a ticket on the space shuttle; Luger informs Barney that he's in his will.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Contempt (2)
Episode 16 - 3-19-1981
30m
When Barney spends the night in jail, the squad room is left in the natty hands of Sergeant Harris.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Contempt (1)
Episode 15 - 3-12-1981
30m
A restaurant may have refused a man service because of his appearance; Barney won't name an informant so he's charged with contempt of court.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Rachel
Episode 14 - 2-26-1981
30m
Ripner is suing Harris over the lawyer's portrayal in the detective's novel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter out on a date; a sporting-goods storeowner takes the law in his own hands.
8.3/10Where to watch
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The Librarian
Episode 13 - 2-19-1981
30m
A serious tone pervades this episode about a gypsy and his harassment of the owner of a novelty store; on the lighter side, a librarian takes extreme measures to ensure quiet amongst the stacks.
8.5/10Where to watch
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Stormy Weather
Episode 12 - 2-12-1981
30m
A deaf woman is arrested for prostitution; Barney anxiously awaits news of Wojo, who dived into the Hudson River in pursuit of a looter.
8.6/10Where to watch
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The Psychic
Episode 11 - 2-05-1981
30m
An accused mugger claims that he was answering a psychic vision; a language professor takes vandalistic umbrage to a grammatically incorrect billboard.
8.5/10Where to watch
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Movie (2)
Episode 10 - 1-29-1981
30m
A blind mugging victim and an overzealous charity collector are among the disparate audience members at the screening of Harris' overbudget film.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Movie (1)
Episode 9 - 1-22-1981
30m
Harris is assigned to direct a pornographic movie; an old-time radio newsman assaults a vacuous television anchor.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Field Associate
Episode 8 - 1-15-1981
30m
Someone is sending specific information on transgressions of the men to Internal Affairs; Harris sets up a reunion between an elderly cat burglar and the wife who reported him missing years ago.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Resignation
Episode 7 - 1-08-1981
30m
Dietrich, stricken with guilt when he shoots a felon, tenders his resignation; a playwright assaults an incompetent actor.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Call Girl
Episode 6 - 12-18-1980
30m
Dorsey takes a protective stance to a young prostitute; Harris is getting stock tips from another one; and Dietrich is tempted by all of them as he experiments with celibacy.
8/10Where to watch
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Agent Orange
Episode 5 - 12-11-1980
30m
Another domestic dispute at the Brauer household occurs when their apartment building becomes ""clothing optional""; Wojo takes a personal interest in the plight of a fellow vet whose crime spree may be a result of the Agent Orange chemical.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Dorsey
Episode 4 - 11-27-1980
30m
The new detective is convinced that his compatriots are on the take and asks to be dealt out.
7.6/10Where to watch
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The Delegate
Episode 3 - 11-13-1980
30m
A drunk and disorderly turns out to be a delegate from the 1976 Democratic convention; Barney discovers a problem with the newly assigned Officer Nash - he's not a cop.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Homicide (2)
Episode 2 - 11-06-1980
30m
Harris woos the precinct's crime photographer, while Dietrich tracks down the hit man's intended target; Barney's frustration boils over when the new homicide-only edict results in the death of an old friend.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Homicide (1)
Episode 1 - 10-30-1980
30m
When the NYPD restructures its precincts as specialty squads, Luger pulls some strings and gets the 12th assigned as a homicide squad. Business is good; a man murders his barber, and a woman hires a hit man to kill her husband, and then changes her mind.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Season 6
Dietrich's Arrest (2)
Episode 19 - 3-06-1980
30m
Harris gets the unenviable task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; meanwhile, a nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the participants with atomic water.
8.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Dietrich's Arrest (1)
Episode 18 - 2-28-1980
30m
A lottery winner dispenses of the prize money by tossing it out a window; Sgt. Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can't afford his condo-converted apartment.
8.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Guns
Episode 16 - 1-31-1980
30m
Wojo fears that a despondent Luger is planning to do himself in; a man seeking to reclaim his television set robs the police vault; a rash of bizarre robberies leads to an eccentric gun collector.
8.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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The Child Stealers
Episode 15 - 1-24-1980
30m
A self-proclaimed time traveler tells Harris to fine tune his stock portfolio; Marty's divrorced gentleman friend Mr. Driscoll attempts to reclaim his son by abducting him from the playground.
8.6/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Vanished (1)
Episode 13 - 1-10-1980
30m
Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.
8.5/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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People's Court
Episode 12 - 1-03-1980
30m
Weary of an uncooperative populace, a census taker goes to drastic measures to make a head count; beleaguered apartment dwellers band together and capture a burglar.
7.9/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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The Dentist
Episode 11 - 12-27-1979
30m
One man's hands are a musical instrument to himself and a nuisance to others; a detective goes undercover to trap a dentist with wandering instruments.
8.1/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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The Judge
Episode 9 - 12-06-1979
30m
A judge provides an attorney with the ultimate over-ruling—a gavel on the noggin; the crimes reported by a lonely woman emanate from daytime television soap operas.
8.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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The Desk
Episode 8 - 11-22-1979
30m
A former master criminal becomes a walking zombie following his lobotomy; a man is unable to use the telephone after being mugged because he's Amish. Jeff Corey, who appeared previously as ""The Prisoner,"" was a renowned acting teacher.
8.4/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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The Bird
Episode 7 - 11-08-1979
30m
Harris' book publication hits a snag when Dietrich refuses to sign a release; a suicide hot line operator becomes suicidal; the clerk that sold Wojo a sick bird changes his strict no-return policy when he learns that the detective is a cop.
8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Strip Joint
Episode 6 - 11-01-1979
30m
A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; and man is convinced that he is on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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The Brother
Episode 4 - 10-04-1979
30m
A visiting monk opts for a quick dalliance with a lady of the streets; Barney discovers to his horror that Dietrich may not be cut out for mugging detail—especially since it must be done in drag.
7.7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Vacation
Episode 3 - 9-27-1979
30m
A string of false alarms suggests that a sniper may be after a cop, but the detectives are preoccupied with Barney's posted vacation schedules and the case of a man who won't donate a kidney to his ailing brother.
8.1/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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The Photographer
Episode 2 - 9-20-1979
30m
A tranquil prisoner claims to be Jesus Christ, which is timely for the drug dealer caught with an impressive stash; an elderly mugger poses as a photographer to ensnare lonely women.
8.4/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Inquisition
Episode 1 - 9-13-1979
30m
When an anonymous letter identifies a member of the 12th Precinct as a homosexual, it buys the boys a visit from Lieutenant Scanlon, who proceeds to make a witch hunt out of his search for the author. Meanwhile, a disgruntled shopper takes a fire axe to an elevator's MUZAK machine.
8.3/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Season 5
Jack Soo, a Retrospective
Episode 24 - 5-17-1979
30m
The cast step out of character to offer a tribute to Jack Soo, who died during the show's fifth season.
9.5/10Where to watch
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Graveyard Shift
Episode 23 - 5-10-1979
30m
Barney and his crew face the late shift with a man who believes that he is being frequented by a succubus and an irate tourist.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Computer Crime
Episode 22 - 3-15-1979
30m
A computer firm has difficulty retrieving embezzled funds; an educated young man claims to be under the influence of a voodoo curse.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Identity
Episode 21 - 3-01-1979
30m
Harris quickly regrets the fact that Dietrich has saved his life; the 12th is asked to assist a thief who has been granted entry into a witness-relocation program.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Open House
Episode 20 - 2-15-1979
30m
The 12th Precinct hosts an open house, attracting only vagrants; Barney's joy at moving back home is cut short by the hotel manager that refuses to refund him his upcoming month's rent; Wojo and Harris try to get a lead on an arsonist.
8.2/10Where to watch
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The Counterfeiter
Episode 19 - 2-08-1979
30m
Harris milks a wily counterfeiter for his life story; a man takes exception to a plastic surgeon's work on his wife.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Middle Age
Episode 18 - 2-01-1979
30m
Barney feels the onrush of Father Time; Dietrich books an Olympic hopeful who practices his javelin toss in Central Park; a Hassidic Jew is the target of a diamond thief.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Wojo's Girl (2)
Episode 17 - 1-25-1979
30m
Wojo struggles to co-habitate with his ex-prostitute girlfriend.
6.1/10Where to watch
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Wojo's Girl (1)
Episode 16 - 1-25-1979
30m
Wojo decides to move in with his girlfriend; Mr. Brauer tells his wife that he's leaving to become a mercenary. This was a pilot for a potential spin-off series, each week focusing on one of the cops' off-duty lives.
7.5/10Where to watch
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The Spy
Episode 15 - 1-18-1979
30m
A paranoid spy holds the precinct house at bay; the men bring in a disorderly mime.
8/10Where to watch
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Voice Analyzer
Episode 14 - 1-11-1979
30m
Lieutenant Scanlon returns, this time attempting to ferret out corruption with a lie detector; Barney is suspicious of a furrier's robbery report.
8.6/10Where to watch
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The Indian
Episode 13 - 1-04-1979
30m
A woman has her shoes stolen - from her feet; Wojo is forced to arrest an aging Indian who only wants to die in the park.
8.4/10Where to watch
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Toys
Episode 12 - 12-14-1978
30m
Feuding toy makers create a disturbance; Barney faces his first holiday as a separated man; a claustrophobic prisoner has an understandable problem with the cage.
8/10Where to watch
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The Radical
Episode 11 - 12-07-1978
30m
Luger faces off against a 60s radical, and Harris arrests a portly second story man.
7.9/10Where to watch
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The Harris Incident
Episode 10 - 11-30-1978
30m
A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar; a rookie cop, assuming Harris to be a felon, shoots at him.
8.5/10Where to watch
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The Vandal
Episode 9 - 11-09-1978
30m
Barney has the uneasy feeling that it may have been Levitt that vandalized the precinct squad room; a TV programming executive is assaulted in a coffee shop.
8.5/10Where to watch
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Loan Shark
Episode 8 - 11-02-1978
30m
Barney notes some uncharacteristic behavior from Yemana; a client can't get a tattoo artist to remove his work; Harris books a youthful loan shark
8.2/10Where to watch
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The Prisoner
Episode 7 - 10-19-1978
30m
A released prisoner can't adjust to civilian life; the widow of a cat burglar elects to perpetuate the family business.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Accusation
Episode 6 - 10-12-1978
30m
An accusation of an indiscretion on the part of Dietrich leads to a visit from the gleeful Lieutenant Scanlon of Internal Affairs; Yemana books a rabbi who is running a gambling casino in his synagogue.
8.2/10Where to watch
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The Baby Broker
Episode 5 - 10-05-1978
30m
A German girl attempts to flee the country rather than surrender her baby to a broker's clients; Levitt turns to stimulants to aid in his self-imposed thirty-six hour shift.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Dog Days
Episode 4 - 9-28-1978
30m
The German Shepherd that bit Wojo may be rabid; Barney and Liz prepare for their impending separation.
8/10Where to watch
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The Search
Episode 3 - 9-21-1978
30m
Off goes the moustache, as it's Harris' turn for cross-dressing mugging detail; the host of a kids' science show goes off the deep end; Barney's men reopen a twenty-eight year old missing persons case.
8.4/10Where to watch
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Kidnapping (2)
Episode 2 - 9-14-1978
30m
Wojo delivers the ransom money for the department store owner, while the prostitute charms both Wojo and the victim's nebbish son.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Kidnapping (1)
Episode 1 - 9-14-1978
30m
A political activist abducts a department store magnate; Wojo arrests a prostitute and her Arkansan business manager.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Season 4
Evaluation
Episode 21 - 5-04-1978
30m
The members of the squad nervously await Barney filling out their evaluation forms. Meanwhile, Harris arrests a numerologist who will only give his name as ""1223,"" and a porno shop reporting vandalism turns out to be a mom and pop operation being hassled by their kids.
8.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Hostage
Episode 20 - 3-23-1978
30m
Harris finally finds an apartment in the Village; a ventriloquist insists he's not responsible for his dummy's insensitive remarks; a prisoner holds the boys at gunpoint.
8.5/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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'Quo Vadis?'
Episode 19 - 3-02-1978
30m
Barney uncovers, if you will, the real reason behind a woman's vehement insistence that a nude-painting exhibit at a local art gallery be shut down; the Millers may be heading for divorce.
8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Wojo's Problem
Episode 18 - 2-23-1978
30m
Wojo comes to Barney with a problem his superior would rather not know about; the 12th's new female detective has a very jealous husband, suspicious of her all-male co-workers; somehow a shoplifter escapes - in a wheelchair.
8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Eviction (1)
Episode 16 - 2-02-1978
30m
Barney puts his career on the line by refusing to forcibly evict the tenants of a condemned hotel, while Lugar tries to figure out what to do with his vacation time.
8.6/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Rape
Episode 15 - 1-26-1978
30m
The city legalizes off-track gambling, to the delight of Yemana; a woman wants her husband arrested on a rape charge; a master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree.
7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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The Ghost
Episode 13 - 1-12-1978
30m
The detectives are unimpressed with a man who claims he's being visited by a poltergeist - that is, until they lock the man up and strange events begin occurring about the squad room.
8.3/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Tunnel
Episode 10 - 12-01-1977
30m
Wojo is buried alive after a tunnel collapses on a burglar burrowing towards the diamond exchange; a homeless Harris is combing Manhattan for a new apartment.
7.8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Chase
Episode 8 - 11-17-1977
30m
A taxi company is irate when Wojo totals a borrowed cab while pursuing a robbery suspect; Lieutenant Scanlon tries to ferret out 12th Precinct corruption with a drug pusher.
8.5/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Copy Cat
Episode 6 - 10-27-1977
30m
Yemana scours the TV Guide to try to second-guess the felon who's aping the prime-time lineup crime shows; a drunk forgets the most important element in a hold-up - a weapon.
8.3/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Season 3
Group Home
Episode 20 - 3-10-1977
30m
Yemana assists a bigoted Army officer when a bomber threatens a recruiting facility; it's Fish's turn for mugging detail as Victor and Jilly resurface with Bernice in tow.
7.8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Moonlighting
Episode 18 - 2-17-1977
30m
Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest who's fencing stolen goods; a racketeer is using a retarded boy as an assistant.
8.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Sex Surrogate
Episode 17 - 2-10-1977
30m
Weary of waiting for promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force; Barney investigates a sex clinic that borders on brothel status; Harris investigates a rash of crimes ostensibly committed by a juvenile.
7.8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Smog Alert
Episode 12 - 1-06-1977
30m
All eyes are on Fish as the city undergoes a first-stage smog alert; an unlikely connection is made between a potential suicide victim and an obscene graffiti artist.
7.5/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Hash
Episode 11 - 12-30-1976
30m
Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic (""natural enemies"" says Harris) square off with dueling swords.
9.3/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Christmas Story
Episode 10 - 12-23-1976
30m
Wojo wants to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl; Fish dons a red suit to catch a mugger who's targeting Kris Kringles; Luger fishes for an invitation from Barney for Christmas Day.
8.1/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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The Recluse
Episode 7 - 11-11-1976
25m
A latter-day prophet claims the end is near - 5:30, to be precise; a man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. John Cassisi appears as Victor Kreutzer, a role he would continue to play on ""Fish.""
7.6/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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The Election
Episode 5 - 10-21-1976
25m
Election Day at the One-Two includes: A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo, who promptly 'loses' him; and Inspector Lugar comes electioneering for a old time political hack.
7.7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Canada
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Quarantine (2)
Episode 3 - 10-07-1976
30m
The quarantined 12th Precinct tries to make it through the night: Lugar has a 'talk' with Marty and Daryl Driscoll; and Harris has a loud rant in his sleep.
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Quarantine (1)
Episode 2 - 9-30-1976
23m
Wojo brings in a sick perp who collapses on the floor...resulting in the 12th being put under quarantine,with the following personnel present:A lady of the evening [who gets friendly with Fish!], Marty and Mr Driscoll, and of course, Inspector Lugar....
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Evacuation
Episode 1 - 9-23-1976
25m
Wojo is dismayed to discover that the city doesn't have up-to-date evacuation procedures in the event of an emergency; Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief who he will eventually care for in the ""Barney"" spin-off ""Fish.""
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Season 2
The second season of Barney Miller aired on ABC from September 11, 1975 to March 18, 1976.The Mole
Episode 22 - 3-18-1976
25m
Fish considers an operation; a burglar known as ""The Mole"" leads Harris and Wojo on a merry chase through the city sewer system. Ron Carey plays the Mole, and returns as Levitt in the next season.
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The Kid
Episode 21 - 3-06-1976
25m
Fish is attracted to the mother of a young mugger; a man is a bit premature to obtain the unclaimed windfall he found on the street.
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The Psychiatrist
Episode 20 - 2-26-1976
25m
A department psychiatrist advises the department to confiscate Wojo's gun
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Massage Parlor
Episode 19 - 2-19-1976
25m
Wentworth busts a dime-store cowboy in a massage parlor, and the detectives bust an octogenarian mugger.
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Block Party
Episode 18 - 2-12-1976
25m
Wentworth is furious when Chano gets the credit for her bust of an assassin at a block party.
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Fear of Flying
Episode 17 - 1-29-1976
25m
Wojo must escort a bigamist to Cleveland, even though he is (guess!) afraid of flying. Meanwhile,the bigamist's New York wife shows up. Also, a man turns in an unmarked envelope containing $3500 in cash.
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Sniper
Episode 16 - 1-22-1976
30m
A con man is selling charter flights to Saturn; Wojo and Luger are sniper targets.
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Happy New Year
Episode 15 - 1-08-1976
30m
On New Year's Eve, Fish tries to stop a jumper, and Wojo delivers a baby.
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Protection
Episode 14 - 12-18-1975
25m
The citizenry is in a panic amidst the rumors that the 12th Precinct is being shut down; a repentent hood can't prove that he committed a crime.
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Hot Dogs
Episode 13 - 12-11-1975
25m
A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is his missing wife; a pair of lady cops makes an overzealous drug bust.
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Fish
Episode 12 - 12-04-1975
25m
A glimpse at Detective Fish's home life ensues when the detective decides to go on restricted duty. Steve Landesberg bows as Arthur Dietrich; Doris Belack fills in for Florence Stanley as Bernice Fish.
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Rain
Episode 11 - 11-27-1975
25m
During a very rainy day, the squad must endure both the precinct roof threatening to collapse, and VERY bad Bicentennial jokes from a nightclub comedian-the stationhouse roof literally groaning in response!!
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Horse Thief
Episode 10 - 11-20-1975
25m
A hansom cab owner reports his horse missing. A man assaulted in his hotel room insists he was alone.
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You Dirty Rat
Episode 9 - 11-13-1975
30m
Barney smells a rat when two pounds of confiscated marijuana disappears from the evidence locker, and a homeless man spends the night in a department store—apparently one of many.
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Discovery
Episode 8 - 10-30-1975
30m
Marty claims that a member of the 12th is harassing the gay community; the precinct computers think Fish is dead.
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Hotel
Episode 7 - 10-23-1975
30m
Wojo and Wentworth pose as marrieds in order to bust a burglary ring set in a posh hotel.
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The Arsonist
Episode 6 - 10-16-1975
30m
The precinct is on the lookout for an arsonist; Chano brings in a man who used a deadly weapon on a vending machine.
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Heat Wave
Episode 5 - 10-09-1975
30m
A wife claims spousal abuse; Wojo and Wentworth are bait for a park rapist.
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Ambush
Episode 4 - 10-02-1975
30m
Yemana is shot in full view of disinterested bystanders, and Barney is offered a job in Florida.
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The Layoff
Episode 3 - 9-25-1975
30m
Barney, Fish and Yemana feel the crunch when a labor layoff forces them to do without Chano, Harris and Wojo; a manicurist goes deeper than the nail; a morose stockbroker takes to petty theft.
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The Social Worker
Episode 2 - 9-18-1975
30m
Weary of housework, Liz tries her hand at social work, to Barney's dismay; a master forger fascinates Harris.
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Doomsday
Episode 1 - 9-11-1975
30m
A disgruntled man with a belt of dynamite threatens to blow himself and the squad room sky high unless President Nixon agrees to speak with him; the plumbing goes kaput; Wojo arrests a phony man-of-the-cloth.
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Season 1
The first season of Barney Miller aired on ABC from January 23 to May 1, 1975.The Hero
Episode 13 - 5-01-1975
30m
Chano is guilt-stricken when he shoots a holdup man; Liz makes a citizen's arrest, after being robbed at ""stickpoint"" by a twelve-year-old.
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Hair
Episode 12 - 4-17-1975
30m
A scruffy ""Serpico""-type cop has good reason to hide behind unruly hair; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.
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Escape Artist
Episode 11 - 4-10-1975
30m
A self-avowed ""bird-man"" drops in; Barney holds a resourceful escaped prisoner for the FBI; Harris decides to write a novel, setting up one of the series' most durable storylines.
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The Guest
Episode 10 - 3-27-1975
30m
The 12th Precinct reluctantly guards a mob witness; Chano uses his co-workers' own cash stash to set up a narcotics buy.
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Vigilante
Episode 9 - 3-20-1975
30m
Barney is visited by Inspector Luger, who complains that his men aren't disliked enough by the public; a neighborhood vigilante is well into his twilight years; Wojo collars a cross-dressing teamster.
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Ms. Cop
Episode 8 - 3-13-1975
30m
An overzealous lady cop ruffles the feathers of the testosterone-run 12th; Chano nabs an obscene phone caller. Linda Lavin (""Alice"") debuts as Detective Janice Wentworth.
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Bureaucrat
Episode 7 - 3-06-1975
30m
Guests to the 12th include a drunken bureaucrat and the 12-year-old who robbed Chano's apartment; Wojo closes the precinct's favorite delicatessen for minor health-code infractions.
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Stakeout
Episode 6 - 2-27-1975
30m
Well-meaning nosy neighbors overrun a covert stakeout operation.
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The Courtesans
Episode 5 - 2-20-1975
30m
A prostitute threatens to file harassment charges against Wojo; Rachel wants to move into her own apartment.
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Graft
Episode 4 - 2-13-1975
30m
An old friend of Barney's is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the squadroom; Chano is after an obscene phone caller.
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Snow Job
Episode 3 - 2-06-1975
30m
The squad grapples with guarding a department store payroll and a flasher who attempts suicide in the bathroom.
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Experience
Episode 2 - 1-30-1975
30m
A bomber targets the 12th Precinct, as Det. Fish contemplates retirement.
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Ramon
Episode 1 - 1-23-1975
30m
Captain Barney Miller talks down a junkie who is holding the 12th Precinct hostage.
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Jack Soo, a Retrospective
Episode 24 - 5-17-1979
30m
The cast step out of character to offer a tribute to Jack Soo, who died during the show's fifth season.
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Hash
Episode 11 - 12-30-1976
30m
Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic (""natural enemies"" says Harris) square off with dueling swords.
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Landmark (3)
Episode 22 - 5-20-1982
30m
Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Harris contemplates his resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.
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Escape Artist
Episode 11 - 4-10-1975
30m
A self-avowed ""bird-man"" drops in; Barney holds a resourceful escaped prisoner for the FBI; Harris decides to write a novel, setting up one of the series' most durable storylines.
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