Bert the Conqueror
(2010)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 3
Mr. Universal
Episode 5 - 6-28-2016
21m
Bert takes on Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, Transformers: The Ride-3D and the Jurassic Park River Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort. Plus, he gets a behind-the-scenes look at Universal's newest ride, Skull Island: Reign of Kong.
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Bringing Home the Bacon
Episode 4 - 6-21-2016
42m
Bert competes to catch a muddy pig, and winner takes it home, in Florida.
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Mind-Blowing Michigan
Episode 3 - 6-14-2016
42m
Bert tackles Michigan's top thrills, such as a backyard "Abusement Park."
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Season 2
Upper Midwest
Episode 16 - 7-10-2011
Bert goes to Shakopee, Minnesota to experience the rides at Valleyfair.
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Los Angeles
Episode 15 - 7-03-2011
Bert goes to Six Flags Magic Mountain and Knott's Berry Farm.
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Colorado
Episode 14 - 6-26-2011
Bert goes to Elitch Gardens in Denver, Colorado.
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Indiana
Episode 13 - 6-19-2011
Bert goes to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari to ride the wooden rollercoaster, the Voyage, and the Wildebeest water coaster, and heads to Perfect North Slopes to compete in the Slush Pit Tubing Championships.
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San Francisco
Episode 12 - 6-12-2011
Bert goes to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom to ride the Medusa and the Hammerhead, and heads to San Francisco, California to compete in the Bring Your Own Big Wheel event.
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Cancun
Episode 11 - 6-05-2011
Bert goes to Cancún, Mexico to ride the Double Space Bowl slide at Wet 'n' Wild, experiences the jungle attractions at the Selvatica Adventure Kingdom in the Yucatan jungle, and competes in the Coral Beach Tubing Spectacular.
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Arizona
Episode 10 - 5-29-2011
Bert goes to Phoenix, Arizona to face the rides at the Wet 'n' Wild water park.
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New Mexico
Episode 9 - 5-22-2011
Bert goes to Ruidoso Winter Park and to Angel Fire Resort to participate in the shovel races. Then he heads to the Radisson Hotel in Albuquerque, home of New Mexico's only indoor water park.
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Alaska
Episode 8 - 5-15-2011
Bert goes to Anchorage, Alaska to take part in the 76th annual Fur Rendezvous Festival.
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Eastern Texas
Episode 7 - 5-08-2011
Bert goes to Six Flags Over Texas and rides Titan and Mr. Freeze and then goes to the Buddy Run and gets dirty.
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Alberta, Canada
Episode 6 - 5-01-2011
Bert visits West Edmonton Mall and rides the Mindbender and the Bungee Tower and partakes in the 37th annual Toboggan race.
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New Jersey
Episode 5 - 4-24-2011
Bert visits Six Flags Great Adventure and goes to the Tough Mudder competition.
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Hawaii
Episode 4 - 4-17-2011
Bert heads to the sunny shores of Oahu for some water activities, Hawaiian-style. Bert checks out Wet'n'Wild, Hawaii's only water park. He then sets to North Shore to swim with sharks, and finally Bert takes a leap in the Paddleboard Cliff Jump Regatta.
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Florida
Episode 3 - 4-10-2011
Bert travels to the sunshine state where he rides the world's only inverted dueling coaster at Universal Orlando. Next he's off to Wet N' Wild to take on the Bomb Bay and finally, Bert tests his wakeboarding skills at the annual Ski Rixen Amateur Open.
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Virginia
Episode 2 - 4-03-2011
Bert heads to Busch Gardens and Kings Dominion to tackle some of the meanest rides the parks have to offer. Bert attempts to conquer the Griffon and the Intimidator, the fastest coaster on the East Coast. He ends his trip donning a kilt in Doswell.
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Maine
Episode 1 - 4-03-2011
Bert dares to ride the Boulder Dash in Bristol as well as the Alpine Slide in Vermont as he makes his way through New England. Then Bert travels to Maine for the eleventh annual North American Wife Carrying Championship.
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Season 1
South Carolina
Episode 10 - 8-11-2010
Bert heads to Carowinds Theme Park to conquer 2 extreme coasters -- Intimidator and Afterburn -- then attempts Redneck Waterskiing.
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Massachusetts
Episode 9 - 8-04-2010
Bert tackles insane thrill rides Bizarro and Catapult at Six Flags New England, then heads to Gloucester to compete in a greasy-pole contest.
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Texas
Episode 8 - 7-28-2010
Bert experiences 2 uphill water roller coasters, competes in a muddy drag race and joins a blobbing contest in Texas.
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Wisconsin
Episode 7 - 7-21-2010
Bert heads to the Wisconsin Dells to experience the world's largest unattached free-fall ride and some of America’s biggest and best waterslides.
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Florida
Episode 6 - 7-14-2010
Bert heads to the Sunshine State to have a ride on 2 roller coasters and competes in a belly-flop competition.
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Tennessee
Episode 5 - 7-07-2010
Bert flies to Tennessee to visit Dollywood to have a try at catfish grabbling in the Tennessee River and Smokey Mountain Speedpark's SkyScraper.
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New Hampshire
Episode 4 - 6-30-2010
Bert travels to New Hampshire where he goes to Canobie Lake Park to have a try at power-kiting and the Mount Sunapee Slush Cup.
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Las Vegas
Episode 3 - 6-23-2010
Bert spends the day at the Stratosphere Las Vegas Hotel & Casino and at Bootleg Canyon Flightlines in Boulder City, NV.
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Cedar Point
Episode 2 - 6-16-2010
Bert goes to Sandusky, Ohio to spend a day in the Cedar Point Amusement Park in order to go up against the challenge of riding 4 of the world's tallest and fastest rides in less than 1 hour.
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Utah
Episode 1 - 6-16-2010
Bert travels to Utah to ride a Wicked Rollercoaster, become a human slingshot, and fly in a harness up to 143 feet in the sky.
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Cedar Point
Episode 2 - 6-16-2010
Bert goes to Sandusky, Ohio to spend a day in the Cedar Point Amusement Park in order to go up against the challenge of riding 4 of the world's tallest and fastest rides in less than 1 hour.
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