Best of the Worst

Happy Halloween, idiots! It's the annual Halloween episode of Best of the Worst! That time of year where the group all drinks too much and makes fun of terrible movies. So basically like any normal episode, but these episodes use spooky music so it's totally different. This year, the gang has gathered their most pathetic line up of haunted items yet. It's Tim Ritter's Killing Spree, Night of the Demon, and Vampire Riders!!!! Also, this year has been a bit of a wet fart to say the least. Times arrow continues forward, but alas it keeps missing us as we try to let it hit us directly in the junk. We travel onward moving into the obscure, nightmarish realms of darkness, disease, and aching lower backs. As we enter into our twilight days, we remember the good times and great episodes of Best of the Worst. We remember our dearly departed friend Rich Evans, who we lost this year due to Brain Stop Working syndrome (BSW).

OMG it's Best of the Worst! This time it's Canada vs. the US as we pit two action movies that look very similar on the surface against each other to see which country did it better! Rowdy Roddy Pipper and Billy Blanks star in Back in Action! The touching story of Billy Blanks turning into a raging psychopath at the idea that his little sister is out there somewhere living her own life. Then there's Enemy Territory, a John Carpenter-esque siege movie about an insurance nerd being trapped in a low end apartment building and running down the same hallway over and over and teaming up with Ray Parker Jr aka the guy who did the Ghostbusters theme song. Shablam!

It's thyme for another Best of the Girth! In this episode, the gang all get to pick their own movie to watch. What they end up with is a dry fantasy movie, a wet shot-on-video nightmare, and a kid's movie made for sickos. Hooray!

Mike, Jay and Rich Evans face their greatest challenge to date: After Last Season. A DVD movie that has been looming over them like the specter of death lusting after a terminally ill cancer patient. The time has done finally come for them to put on this DVD and watch that film that only few have dared to watch before. A film that cannot be unseen. What happens when a man makes a film? A man that by all accounts may not have eyes. A man that may not have a brain. A man that seemingly placed a camera down and turned it on, hoping to capture the most terrifying film of the year. A man with access to a warehouse, lots of paper, huge vulgar chunks of cardboard, industrial metal shelving, laminated bright orange paper. Maybe a printer. Dusty dressers. And, of course, a real MRI machine. One grandma uses to check on her anus and make sure it's clog-free. How then does this filmmaker create a art of such a creation? Art does indeed come from adversity, but not mental adversity.