Car 54, Where Are You?
(1961)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 2
The Curse of the Snitkins
Episode 30 - 4-14-1963
26m
A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Puncher & Judy
Episode 29 - 4-07-1963
26m
At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a local male hair dresser at the same parlor from continuing his amateur boxing career.
7.5/10Where to watch
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The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser
Episode 28 - 3-31-1963
26m
Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Lucille Is 40
Episode 27 - 3-24-1963
26m
Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
Episode 26 - 3-17-1963
26m
When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars.
6.5/10Where to watch
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I've Been Here Before
Episode 25 - 3-10-1963
26m
A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.
8.1/10Where to watch
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See You at the Bar Mitzvah
Episode 24 - 3-03-1963
26m
When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Here Comes Charlie
Episode 23 - 2-24-1963
26m
The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!
7.8/10Where to watch
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The Biggest Day of the Year
Episode 22 - 2-17-1963
26m
After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.
8.6/10Where to watch
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The Star Boarder
Episode 21 - 2-10-1963
26m
Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?
7.5/10Where to watch
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Here We Go Again
Episode 20 - 2-03-1963
26m
Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?
7.8/10Where to watch
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Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians
Episode 19 - 1-27-1963
26m
The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.
8.1/10Where to watch
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The Presidential Itch
Episode 18 - 1-20-1963
26m
An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.
7.6/10Where to watch
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Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
Episode 17 - 1-13-1963
26m
Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it
7.6/10Where to watch
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The White Elephant
Episode 16 - 1-06-1963
26m
A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Je T'Adore Muldoon
Episode 15 - 12-30-1962
26m
To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?
7.6/10Where to watch
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Stop Thief
Episode 14 - 12-16-1963
26m
After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?
7.3/10Where to watch
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142 Tickets on the Aisle
Episode 13 - 12-09-1962
26m
When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Pretzel Mary
Episode 12 - 12-02-1962
26m
The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away.
7.4/10Where to watch
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A Star Is Born in the Bronx
Episode 11 - 11-25-1962
26m
Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.
7.3/10Where to watch
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I Hate Captain Block
Episode 10 - 11-18-1962
26m
When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Toody Undercover
Episode 9 - 11-11-1962
26m
Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.
8.5/10Where to watch
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That's Show Business
Episode 8 - 11-04-1962
26m
Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Remember St. Petersburg
Episode 7 - 10-28-1962
26m
A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Occupancy, August 1st
Episode 6 - 10-21-1962
26m
Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.
8/10Where to watch
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Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
Episode 5 - 10-14-1962
26m
When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?
7.4/10Where to watch
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Schnauser's Last Ride
Episode 4 - 10-07-1962
26m
The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.
7.3/10Where to watch
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A Man Is Not an Ox
Episode 3 - 9-30-1962
26m
When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.
7.5/10Where to watch
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One Sleepy People
Episode 2 - 9-23-1962
26m
Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Hail to the Chief
Episode 1 - 9-16-1962
26m
Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Season 1
I Love Lucille
Episode 30 - 4-22-1962
26m
Lucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Quiet! We're Thinking
Episode 29 - 4-08-1962
26m
Gunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack the cases that have flummoxed New York's Finest.
8.2/10Where to watch
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The Auction
Episode 28 - 4-01-1962
26m
The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Chair he desires to complete his set.
7.4/10Where to watch
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The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser
Episode 27 - 3-25-1962
30m
Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony.
7.6/10Where to watch
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The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
Episode 26 - 3-18-1962
26m
Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his absence from active duty thinking it's because he was too tough!
8.2/10Where to watch
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No More Pickpockets
Episode 25 - 3-11-1962
26m
The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested?
8.2/10Where to watch
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Today I Am a Man
Episode 24 - 3-04-1962
26m
Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!
8.3/10Where to watch
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How Smart Can You Get?
Episode 23 - 2-25-1962
25m
The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?
7.6/10Where to watch
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What Happened to Thursday?
Episode 22 - 2-18-1962
26m
The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Toody and the Art World
Episode 21 - 2-11-1962
26m
Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side)." This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden.
7.4/10Where to watch
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How High Is Up?
Episode 20 - 2-04-1962
26m
Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height.
7.6/10Where to watch
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Toody's Paradise
Episode 19 - 1-28-1962
26m
Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Toody & Muldoon Crack Down
Episode 18 - 1-21-1962
27m
After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Boom, Boom, Boom
Episode 17 - 1-14-1962
26m
The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.
7.9/10Where to watch
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The Sacrifice
Episode 16 - 1-07-1962
26m
Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Christmas at the 53rd
Episode 15 - 12-24-1961
26m
The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Get Well, Officer Schnauser
Episode 14 - 12-17-1961
30m
While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber "No Face."
7.8/10Where to watch
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Put It in the Bank
Episode 13 - 12-10-1961
30m
The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.
7.9/10Where to watch
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The Taming of Lucille
Episode 12 - 12-03-1961
30m
Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew."
7.2/10Where to watch
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Catch Me on the Paar Show
Episode 11 - 11-26-1961
25m
After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny.
7.1/10Where to watch
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Thirty Days Notice
Episode 10 - 11-19-1961
26m
Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment.
7.1/10Where to watch
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The Gypsy Curse
Episode 9 - 11-12-1961
26m
The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Love Finds Muldoon
Episode 8 - 11-05-1961
26m
Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.
7.7/10Where to watch
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The Paint Job
Episode 7 - 10-29-1961
26m
A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When it's damaged by a pulled-over driver, they take it to the same repair shop.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Muldoon's Star
Episode 6 - 10-22-1961
26m
Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan.
7.5/10Where to watch
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I Won't Go
Episode 5 - 10-15-1961
26m
Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Change Your Partner
Episode 4 - 10-08-1961
26m
Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer can discover their secret and replicate it, that'll save the blue brass many headaches. But Gunther and Francis' precinct mates don't want to know what actually goes on in Car 54, or even worse: can New York's finest clone empty-headed chatterbox Toody and somber, cerebral Muldoon ?
7.7/10Where to watch
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Home Sweet Sing Sing
Episode 3 - 10-01-1961
26m
The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Something Nice for Sol
Episode 2 - 9-24-1961
26m
Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25 year present. Toody keeps changing his little mind seeking the perfect gift, and insists on parliamentary procedure for meetings. Abrams' sore feet confine him to desk work, so he worries that it'll be 25 and out, if the brass find out how bad the precinct's sweetheart's hurting.
7.4/10Where to watch
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Who's for Swordfish?
Episode 1 - 9-17-1961
26m
In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go?
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The Biggest Day of the Year
Episode 22 - 2-17-1963
26m
After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.
8.6/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Toody Undercover
Episode 9 - 11-11-1962
26m
Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.
8.5/10Where to watch
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Today I Am a Man
Episode 24 - 3-04-1962
26m
Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!
8.3/10Where to watch
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Haven't Seen
No More Pickpockets
Episode 25 - 3-11-1962
26m
The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested?
8.2/10Where to watch
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Haven't Seen
The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
Episode 26 - 3-18-1962
26m
Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his absence from active duty thinking it's because he was too tough!
8.2/10Where to watch
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