Childrens Hospital
(2008)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 7
The Grid, Part Two
Episode 14 - 5-13-2016
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.
7.6/10
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The Grid, Part One
Episode 13 - 5-06-2016
11m
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.
7.4/10Buy
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Hump Cola
Episode 12 - 4-08-2016
11m
Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.
7/10Buy
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Grandparents Day
Episode 11 - 4-01-2016
11m
It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors.
7.2/10Buy
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Through the Eyes of a Falcon
Episode 10 - 3-25-2016
11m
In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.
6.8/10Buy
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Childrens Horsepital
Episode 9 - 3-18-2016
11m
A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.
6.7/10Buy
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By the Throat
Episode 8 - 3-11-2016
11m
After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.
7.3/10Buy
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Show Me a Hero
Episode 7 - 3-04-2016
11m
When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.
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DOY
Episode 6 - 2-26-2016
11m
Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.
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The Show You Watch
Episode 5 - 2-19-2016
11m
A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.
7.2/10Buy
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Doctor Beth
Episode 4 - 2-12-2016
11m
Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.
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Sy's Tenure
Episode 3 - 2-05-2016
11m
When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.
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One Million Saved
Episode 2 - 1-29-2016
11m
A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.
7.5/10Buy
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Kids Hospital
Episode 1 - 1-22-2016
11m
In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.
7.3/10Buy
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Season 6
Kick Me
Episode 14 - 6-20-2015
12m
When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.
6.9/10Buy
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Home Life of a Doctor
Episode 13 - 6-13-2015
11m
Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.
7.1/10Buy
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The 27 Club
Episode 12 - 6-06-2015
12m
After a newspaper calls him a "rock star surgeon," Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.
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Me, Owen
Episode 11 - 5-30-2015
11m
Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.
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Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
Episode 10 - 5-23-2015
12m
When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.
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Sperm Bank Heist
Episode 9 - 5-16-2015
12m
In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.
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Koontz is Coming
Episode 8 - 5-09-2015
11m
Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.
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Up at 5
Episode 7 - 5-02-2015
12m
The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.
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Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
Episode 6 - 4-25-2015
12m
Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.
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With Great Power . . .
Episode 5 - 4-18-2015
12m
Lola may have a superpower, and Blake and Dori seek parenting advice.
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Fan Fiction
Episode 4 - 4-11-2015
12m
Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.
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We Are Not Our DNA!
Episode 3 - 4-04-2015
12m
Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.
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Codename: Jennifer
Episode 2 - 3-28-2015
12m
The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.
7.2/10Buy
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Five Years Later
Episode 1 - 3-21-2015
12m
Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.
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Season 5
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My Friend Falcon
Episode 12 - 10-17-2013
12m
David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.
7.6/10Buy
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A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch
Episode 11 - 10-10-2013
12m
Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison lipstick.
7.2/10Buy
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Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm
Episode 8 - 9-13-2013
12m
Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.
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Old Fashioned Day
Episode 7 - 9-06-2013
11m
It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.
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The Gang Gets Sushi
Episode 6 - 8-29-2013
12m
When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.
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Imaginary Friends
Episode 5 - 8-22-2013
11m
The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.
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Country Weekend
Episode 4 - 8-15-2013
12m
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
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C-Word
Episode 3 - 8-08-2013
11m
A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.
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Triangles
Episode 2 - 8-01-2013
12m
Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.
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A New Hope
Episode 1 - 7-25-2013
12m
The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.
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Season 4
Childrens Lawspital
Episode 12 - 10-25-2012
12m
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
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A Year In the Life
Episode 10 - 10-11-2012
11m
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
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A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Episode 9 - 10-04-2012
12m
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
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British Hospital
Episode 7 - 9-20-2012
12m
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
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The Return of the Young Billionaire
Episode 6 - 9-13-2012
12m
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
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Free Day
Episode 4 - 8-30-2012
12m
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
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Chief's Origin
Episode 3 - 8-23-2012
11m
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
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The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
Episode 1 - 8-09-2012
12m
In this episode, which satirizes "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia. I'm forgetful about what happens after that.
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Season 3
Newsreaders
Episode 14 - 9-01-2011
12m
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
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Party Down
Episode 13 - 8-25-2011
12m
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
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The Chet Episode
Episode 12 - 8-18-2011
11m
A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
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The Night Shift
Episode 11 - 8-11-2011
12m
The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.
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Munch by Proxy
Episode 10 - 8-04-2011
12m
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.
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Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
Episode 9 - 7-28-2011
12m
The doctors go back in time.
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Stryker Bites the Dust
Episode 8 - 7-21-2011
11m
The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
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Father's Day
Episode 7 - 7-14-2011
11m
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.
7.1/10Buy
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The '70s Episode
Episode 6 - 7-07-2011
11m
Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
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Nip/Tug
Episode 5 - 6-30-2011
12m
A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.
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Home Is Where the Hospital Is
Episode 4 - 6-23-2011
12m
The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.
7.7/10Buy
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Black Doctor
Episode 3 - 6-16-2011
11m
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
7.7/10Buy
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Ward 8
Episode 2 - 6-09-2011
12m
Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.
7.7/10Buy
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Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
Episode 1 - 6-02-2011
11m
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
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Season 2
The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
Episode 12 - 11-07-2010
12m
In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.
8.2/10Buy
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You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
Episode 11 - 10-31-2010
11m
The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.
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Show Me On Montana
Episode 10 - 10-24-2010
12m
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
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The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself
Episode 9 - 10-17-2010
12m
A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.
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Hot Enough for You?
Episode 8 - 10-10-2010
12m
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
8.2/10Buy
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Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
Episode 7 - 10-03-2010
12m
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.
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The End of the Middle
Episode 6 - 9-26-2010
12m
An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.
7.9/10Buy
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Joke Overload
Episode 5 - 9-19-2010
12m
The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.
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Give a Painted Brother a Break
Episode 4 - 9-12-2010
12m
Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.
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I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
Episode 3 - 9-05-2010
12m
Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.
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No One Can Replace Her
Episode 2 - 8-29-2010
12m
Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.
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I See Her Face Everywhere
Episode 1 - 8-22-2010
12m
As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.
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Season 1
Episode 10
12-08-2008
11m
In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.
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Episode 9
12-08-2008
Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.
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Episode 8
12-08-2008
Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.
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Episode 7
12-08-2008
Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.
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Episode 6
12-08-2008
In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.
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Episode 5
12-08-2008
11m
Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.
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Episode 4
12-08-2008
The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.
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Episode 3
12-08-2008
12m
The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.
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Episode 2
12-08-2008
Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.
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Episode 1
12-08-2008
11m
When Cat breaks up with Owen, Lola decides to be supportive and break up with her own boyfriend, Glenn, by telling him that she has brain cancer.
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Hot Enough for You?
Episode 8 - 10-10-2010
12m
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
8.2/10Buy
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The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
Episode 12 - 11-07-2010
12m
In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.
8.2/10Buy
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British Hospital
Episode 7 - 9-20-2012
12m
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
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