Deep Space 69
(2012)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 4
The Singularititties
Episode 8 - 3-30-2018
The crew attempts to have a relaxing vacation on a luxurious cruise vessel, but the forces of destiny have other plans.
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Full Metal Koala
Episode 7 - 3-30-2018
Hamilton is confronted with a lost battalion of Koala soldiers, while Jay goes on a magical vision quest guided by a wise sperm.
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The Parable of Shaftocles
Episode 6 - 3-30-2018
A mysterious spaceship gives Jay and Hamilton each a chance to change their tragic pasts.
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Sperms of Endearment
Episode 5 - 3-30-2018
The crew gets trapped in a sentient spacial anomaly that forces them to complete a cosmically sexy mission.
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The Panty-Christ
Episode 4 - 3-30-2018
Jay and Hamilton agree to be the subjects of a docu-reality show that brings to the surface deep rifts in their friendship.
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The Micro Dicktator
Episode 3 - 3-30-2018
The crew accepts a dangerous mission to depose a disgusting and dangerous despot.
7.2/10Haven't Seen
Koalifications
Episode 2 - 3-30-2018
Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Hero With a Thousand Boners
Episode 1 - 3-30-2018
A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.
8/10Haven't Seen
Season 3
Dock Blocker
Episode 7 - 8-30-2015
The OGC-1 attempts to dock on ship with a difficult lady captain.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Genesis 3:69
Episode 6 - 7-19-2015
Jay and Hamilton land on a planet that may or may not be the Garden of Eden.
7/10Haven't Seen
The Marty Pulsar Show
Episode 5 - 6-30-2015
Jay is invited onto "The Marty Pulsar Show" to find out if he is the father of a baby girl.
8/10Haven't Seen
Spacebook
Episode 4 - 6-21-2015
Jay and Hamilton find the unexpected when they visit Spacebook Headquarters.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
The Milkshake Rally
Episode 3 - 6-07-2015
Jay must race a transport ship rival to win the mission to transport a group of sexy "Milkshake Girls".
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Captain's Flog
Episode 2 - 3-26-2015
Uncharted space is awesome until your spacelink connectivity goes limp. See if Jay can overcome space madness!
8/10Haven't Seen
Darth Princess
Episode 1 - 3-12-2015
Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.
8/10Haven't Seen
Season 2
"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
Episode 9 - 12-08-2013
The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast trilogy.
8/10Haven't Seen
Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
Episode 8 - 11-17-2013
In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.
8/10Haven't Seen
Astro Past Blast: Part 1
Episode 7 - 11-04-2013
While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.
8/10Haven't Seen
Jabba the Slut
Episode 6 - 10-20-2013
Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.
8/10Haven't Seen
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Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)
Episode 4 - 9-22-2013
In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.
8.6/10Haven't Seen
Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)
Episode 3 - 9-01-2013
If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Mount Olympuss
Episode 2 - 8-18-2013
Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
Wormholy Matrimony
Episode 1 - 8-04-2013
Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Season 1
"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
Episode 15 - 5-06-2013
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
Episode 14 - 4-25-2013
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
Episode 13 - 4-11-2013
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Herman
Episode 12 - 3-10-2013
3m
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
8/10Haven't Seen
She Was a Lady Planet
Episode 11 - 2-24-2013
3m
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Pride and Predator Juice
Episode 10 - 2-10-2013
3m
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
7.2/10Haven't Seen
Femalien Fatale
Episode 9 - 1-27-2013
3m
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Sirens of Tetons
Episode 8 - 1-13-2013
10m
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Blade Jogger
Episode 7 - 12-30-2012
3m
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
The Legend of Bronze Johnson
Episode 6 - 12-09-2012
3m
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
License to Bone
Episode 5 - 11-25-2012
3m
The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Shipphylis
Episode 4 - 11-11-2012
3m
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
7.2/10Haven't Seen
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Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Episode 2 - 8-26-2012
3m
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
8/10Haven't Seen
Dictator Ship
Episode 1 - 7-15-2012
3m
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
7.2/10Haven't Seen
Top 5 Highest Rated Episodes 8.6/10
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Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)
Episode 4 - 9-22-2013
In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.
8.6/10Haven't Seen
Wormholy Matrimony
Episode 1 - 8-04-2013
Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)
Episode 3 - 9-01-2013
If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
Episode 15 - 5-06-2013
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
Blade Jogger
Episode 7 - 12-30-2012
3m
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
